Have A Good Day Puns

A list of puns related to "Have A Good Day"

My boss told me to have a good day...

I said sure and headed home

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomsarc2005
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor and as I got out, the operator said, β€œHave a good day, son.” I replied, β€œDon’t call me son, you’re not my dad.” He scratched his head and said...

β€œNo, but I brought you up, didn’t I?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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I was having a bad day so I bought a bottle of vodka,gin and whisky and put them in an elevator and sent them to the top floor. Didn’t have a good reason,

Just needed something to lift my spirits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/den_nis3524
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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If you get this pun, you have saved me the time of writing a good title. And if you save me even one second, you have saved my day entire. v.redd.it/feo6wfvmmco31
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brystander
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Have a good day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/milkmakesyoufart
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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When they have a good day at the Formica plant...

Was it counterproductive?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EngineersAnon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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"An apple a day keep the doctor away" they say, but only if you have good aim.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/geekcommunicant
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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The Boss came into the office yesterday and said, good morning everyone and have a great day.

So we all went out to the bar !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manicmoose13
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Anyone have a feeling today will be a good day?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/angell54
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son" reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tskcool
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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My boss told me to have a good day,

so I went home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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My boss told me to have a good day ...

... so I went home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomredditor512
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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My boss told me to have a good day.

So, I went home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/conspicuous_red
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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My boss told me to have a good day...

So I went home

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RND2KO
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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My boss told me to have a good day....

So I went home!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TamableVirus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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My boss told me to have a good day...

...so I went home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shayan012
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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My Boss told me to have a good day...

So I went home!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shwastedd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2017
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