You know 80s is the best decade for music
What 80s rocker makes the best soup?
When my friends talk about the 80s they think of boom boxes..i had to stop them.
That's just a stereo type
80s rock
I have been trying to give my kids a well rounded musical background. In the car with my daughter today listening to the radio and whitesnake came on. I said hey you know this song, it's whitesnake, sing it! She replied "no want to sing dada" So I said... Here I go again on my own
Did you know the 80s band Duran Duran was from Europe?
What was the religious charlatan's favorite 80s band?
Some people think its weird that Kate Bush's song from the 80's is topping the charts again in 2022...
but stranger things have happened.
Whenever I think of the 80s my first thought is of a boom box
But that’s just a stereo type
Doctor diagnosed me with a rare form of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of 80s bands.
A photo I took of one of my favourite 80s duos - Hall and Oats
Sylvester Stallone was hosting his annual 80s Action Heroes get-together.
Stallone said, “I’m making a movie about famous composers and I’m playing Beethoven.”
Van Damme quickly chimed in, “I’ll play Mozart.”
Schwarzenegger said, “Stop is guys. I’m not saying it.”
i golf in the low 80s
any hotter than that and i stay inside
The Netherlands was creating genetically engineered grain in the 70s and 80s.
It was designed to make musical tones when the wind blew across it.
They trademarked it as Holland Oats.
When Puns and 80s music intersect
Stumbled into a 80s gay bar
I was stuck between a rock hard place and a hard rock phase
Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all information about 80s music!
Me: Yikes! What is The Cure?
Doctor: Oh my God. It is worse than I thought!
My wife told me she was sick of my obsession with 80s music
To which I said “Oh come on, Eileen”
My Uncle David told me that people in the 80s had the chance to have super powers for 24 hours and they could do what ever they wanted with them
He said "We could be heroes, but just for one day"
Me and my agronomist friends started a new 80s rock cover band
we call ourselves the dire substraits
What is a chef’s favorite 80s movie?
Who remembers those early 80s medley records by Stars on 45?
What a load of clap track
Back in the 70s and 80s, I’d often dress up nicely, go out and order dinner for one, see movies alone, take long solitary walks...
Wow, I’m really dating myself.
Why were people so interested in plumbing during the 80s?
Because it was totally tubular
I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.
They call themselves Ban Jovi.
My wife says I've been listening to a lot of 80s rock recently
I was in a punk band in the '80s called 'Missing Cat'
You might remember our flyers
When I went to university in the early 80's I decided to do my thesis on procrastination.
I guess I should really get around to starting it.
I was in an 80's band called the prevention
We were better than the cure.
What do you call a semi driver rocking out to 80s music while carrying a load of grain?
Haulin’ Oats...
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
I’ll show myself to the door.
-dad
Did you hear about the 80s singer who was utterly unyielding in attitude or opinion in spite of all appeals?
Where should you look up 80s white guy rappers?
I'm sick of listening to 80's music.
I've got a bad case of led poisoning.
People think just because I grew up in the ghetto back in the 80s, I should walk around carrying a big old boom box on my shoulder.
But I refuse to go with that stereotype.
I tried introducing young people to 80s music especially hall and oats
I didn’t know i was that out of touch
I've decided I want to manage an all Muslim 80's cover band. The name?
So I went to my barber and told him "Instead of using scissors, use this old 80s hair metal band CD".
That is how I got my Mötley Crüe cut.
"My ex couldn't name a single metal band from the 80s."
"Slayer?"
"No, I just shook my head."
What do you call a fungal 80's movie star?
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
What 80's band would Darth Vader be in?
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all info about 80s music!
Man: Yikes! What’s The Cure?
Doctor: Whoa! It’s worse than I thought.
I was in a band in the 80s called Prevention.
We were better than The Cure.
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