Today my dad celebrated his 62nd birthday.
It was only a minute long.
Get down to the comedy club on 62nd street.
It's a laugh a minute.
Made my dad cringe with this dad joke yesterday...
Yesterday was my dad's birthday, and he turned 52. I called him to wish him a happy birthday, find out what he wanted to do for dinner, etc, all the stuff you do on someone's birthday.
Then I said, "You're only ten years away from your one-minute birthday!"
He seemed confused so I had to clarify... "You know, your... Sixty-Second birthday!"
I could hear the cringe through the phone, and I heard my fiancée groan from downstairs.
Now I just have to hope he forgets over the next ten years so I can make this joke again.
Mom pulled this one on me today. Has she been a dad this whole time?
News: "Larry Hogan was sworn in today as the 62nd Governor of Maryland..."
Mom: "So he was only governor for one minute."
Such pun. Much groan. Wow.
