Why did the Star Wars movies came out in the order 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3…?

Because "in charge of scheduling, the Yoda was."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siddharthverse
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I have 4 arms, 6 legs and 2 heads. What am I?

A liar!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matthew1_0
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The Fellowship consists of 4 hobbits, 2 humans, 1 elf and a dwarf

The rest is istari

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oathbender
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My son asked why sStar Wars movies came out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3…

I answered in my best yoda impersonation: β€˜in charge of scheduling, I was’

My son loved it, I heard a sigh from my SO, and when I looked at her, she just shook her head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demonazzzz
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At the hospital I was admitted to, apple costs $2, pumpkin $3 and blueberry $4 per slice.

Those are the pie-rates of the care-I-be-in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twaynesty
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1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9 don't like 5

Because 5 is mean to them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/polytopey
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The teacher asked Little Jimmy, β€œif I give you 4 cats today and 2 more tomorrow, how many cats will you have?” Little Jimmy said, β€œSeven” The teacher said, β€œno Jimmy, four plus two equals six. Why did you say seven? Little Jimmy said,

β€œBecause I already have a cat.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2021
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In Antigua it costs Β£2.00 for a steak pie, in Jamaica it'll cost Β£2.50, but in Barbados it's Β£4.00!

These are pie rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tbonesteakbigone
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Why doesn’t 4 like 2?

Because 2 is the root of his problems

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mess-Leading
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I challenged my son, "Take 4 and subtract 2 from it. What’s left? Rolling his eyes, he sighed, "2." I yelled, NOPE!"

"The opposite of right!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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Whst is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat ?

Chicago.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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It’s 4:30am and my 2 year old is sitting on my lap and we are watching Mickey’s Clubhouse for about the two billionth time.

I don’t remember the exact episode but everyone was getting ready for a dance. In my half awake, why can’t we watch something, anything else state, I start thinking, if Mickey and Minnie had kids, they be mice. Donald and Daisy, ducklings. But what kind of kids would Goofy and Clarabell have?

Then it hit me, Bulldogs!

When my wife eventually woke up I told her the joke and she groaned and left the room.

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Why did the 2 x 4 get sent to his room?

It was knotty! Hey YO!!!! (I really am sorry…)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnymclargehuge
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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teacher: what are 2, 4, 6, 8, 10...?

steven: even numbers

stephen: ephen numbers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ravireads
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It’s a rare occurrence when a pun gives you a religious experience. The Argyle Sweater for 4/2/2021
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDorkKnight53
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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4 Norse gods, 1 roman God, and 2 astrological bodies walk into a bar

The bartender says: Oh, this is gonna be a week joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Outi94
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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I hate most numbers. The number 2 is definitely second rate, and 3 looks like fish lips. Don’t even get me started on the numbers 4 through 9. 0 means nothing to me.

Should I feel bad for hating so many numbers? Nah. God just wants us to love everyone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuddenSasquatch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2021
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How do you measure the heaviness of a 2.4 million Scoville chilli pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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The chicken coop only had 2 doors since if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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How to Catch a Polar Bear: 1)Find a frozen lake 2)Dig a hole in the ice 3)Surround the hole with frozen peas 4)Hide nearby.

When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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My 4 year old daughter came crying that she couldn't find her Barbie dolls. Apparently, my 2 year old son threw them in fire last night for fun.

Barbiecued.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stent_kush
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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What did the number 2 say to number 4?

I'm always rooting for you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_joshi_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What did I do to confirm 2+2 was 4?

I crosschecked (2Γ—2)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayVShingala
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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It's hard to believe, but 40 - 32 / 2 = 4!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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What's 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy.

An empty toilet paper roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derbucher
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Choose any number between 2 and 7. Multiply by 4 and add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.

Dark, wasn’t it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?

No tres-passing

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Adults have 2 kidneys, but most children have 4.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimmyDabomb
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Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule: 1. Impersonate Homer Simpson 2. Read about bushcraft 3. Watch ludicrously silly play 4. Replace button on blouse 5. Start making coffee flavoured bread

D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Sew, Latte Dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raoul24601
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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So numbers 1 to 9 had a party but 2, 4, 6 & 8 did not turn up

It was an odd party

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monfools
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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Do spiders outside of the US have 2.4 meters instead of 8 feet?
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2015
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1. Cockadoodle 2. Yabba Dabba 3. Voo 4. Sea 5. Didgeri

My to doo list

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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A mom angrily told her 4 year old son to say counting if he wanted to get his lunch. So the boy started... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 9 10...

I don't think he need that lunch anymore. He already 8

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stent_kush
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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What 4 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

Short

Edit: I mean. 5 letters word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheezzlez
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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What do you have if you 4 apples and 2 oranges in one hand and 3 lemons and a grapefruit in the other hand?

Large hands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrooksWasHere1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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In Jamaica they sell apple pie for $2.50, chicken pot pie for $3.50 and pecan for $4.00 Puerto Rico they sell Boston cream pie for $4.00, chocolate cream pie for $3.00 and blueberry pie for 3.50. In the Dominican they sell chicken pot pie for $4.00, apple pie $3.50, and blueberry for $5.00.

And those my friends are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whoathunderroad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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2 Ο€ is good, but 4 Ο€ is better!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mazeltiger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

In charge of numbering, Yoda was.

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2, 4 and 6 tried to defeat 3, 5 and 7

But the odds were against them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vitmal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling Yoda was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rubbaneck96
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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Why did Episodes 4, 5 and 6 come out before 1, 2 and 3?

In charge of scheduling Yoda was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rdldew
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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A pie is $2.00 in the Bahamas and $4 in Jamaica and only $3.40 in Barbados

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lexy44
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2021
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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Why did Star Wars 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2 and 3?

Because in charge of the schedule Yoda was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anon-Ymous929
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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What's 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy.

An empty toilet roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khanglikestowin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?

In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.

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Choose any number between 2 and 8. Multiply by 4, and then add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.

Dark, wasn’t it?

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