Why did the Star Wars movies came out in the order 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3β¦?
Because "in charge of scheduling, the Yoda was."
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I have 4 arms, 6 legs and 2 heads. What am I?
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The Fellowship consists of 4 hobbits, 2 humans, 1 elf and a dwarf
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My son asked why sStar Wars movies came out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3β¦
I answered in my best yoda impersonation: βin charge of scheduling, I wasβ
My son loved it, I heard a sigh from my SO, and when I looked at her, she just shook her head.
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At the hospital I was admitted to, apple costs $2, pumpkin $3 and blueberry $4 per slice.
Those are the pie-rates of the care-I-be-in.
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1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9 don't like 5
Because 5 is mean to them
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The teacher asked Little Jimmy, βif I give you 4 cats today and 2 more tomorrow, how many cats will you have?β Little Jimmy said, βSevenβ The teacher said, βno Jimmy, four plus two equals six. Why did you say seven? Little Jimmy said,
βBecause I already have a cat.β
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In Antigua it costs Β£2.00 for a steak pie, in Jamaica it'll cost Β£2.50, but in Barbados it's Β£4.00!
These are pie rates of the Caribbean
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Why doesnβt 4 like 2?
Because 2 is the root of his problems
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︎ May 06 2022
I challenged my son, "Take 4 and subtract 2 from it. Whatβs left? Rolling his eyes, he sighed, "2." I yelled, NOPE!"
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︎ Mar 13 2021
Whst is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat ?
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Itβs 4:30am and my 2 year old is sitting on my lap and we are watching Mickeyβs Clubhouse for about the two billionth time.
I donβt remember the exact episode but everyone was getting ready for a dance. In my half awake, why canβt we watch something, anything else state, I start thinking, if Mickey and Minnie had kids, they be mice. Donald and Daisy, ducklings. But what kind of kids would Goofy and Clarabell have?
Then it hit me, Bulldogs!
When my wife eventually woke up I told her the joke and she groaned and left the room.
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Why did the 2 x 4 get sent to his room?
It was knotty! Hey YO!!!! (I really am sorryβ¦)
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︎ May 26 2021
teacher: what are 2, 4, 6, 8, 10...?
steven: even numbers
stephen: ephen numbers
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Itβs a rare occurrence when a pun gives you a religious experience. The Argyle Sweater for 4/2/2021
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︎ Apr 03 2021
4 Norse gods, 1 roman God, and 2 astrological bodies walk into a bar
The bartender says: Oh, this is gonna be a week joke
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︎ Oct 29 2020
I hate most numbers. The number 2 is definitely second rate, and 3 looks like fish lips. Donβt even get me started on the numbers 4 through 9. 0 means nothing to me.
Should I feel bad for hating so many numbers? Nah. God just wants us to love everyone.
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︎ Sep 08 2021
How do you measure the heaviness of a 2.4 million Scoville chilli pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
The chicken coop only had 2 doors since if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
How to Catch a Polar Bear: 1)Find a frozen lake 2)Dig a hole in the ice 3)Surround the hole with frozen peas 4)Hide nearby.
When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!
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︎ Jul 04 2020
My 4 year old daughter came crying that she couldn't find her Barbie dolls. Apparently, my 2 year old son threw them in fire last night for fun.
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︎ Jul 13 2020
What did the number 2 say to number 4?
I'm always rooting for you
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︎ Dec 24 2020
What did I do to confirm 2+2 was 4?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
What's 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy.
An empty toilet paper roll.
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︎ Aug 26 2019
It's hard to believe, but 40 - 32 / 2 = 4!
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︎ Aug 17 2018
Choose any number between 2 and 7. Multiply by 4 and add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.
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︎ Nov 23 2019
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Adults have 2 kidneys, but most children have 4.
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︎ Sep 06 2018
Julie Andrewsβ Daily Schedule: 1. Impersonate Homer Simpson 2. Read about bushcraft 3. Watch ludicrously silly play 4. Replace button on blouse 5. Start making coffee flavoured bread
Dβoh, Ray Mears, Farce, Sew, Latte Dough.
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︎ Aug 23 2020
So numbers 1 to 9 had a party but 2, 4, 6 & 8 did not turn up
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︎ Jul 17 2019
Do spiders outside of the US have 2.4 meters instead of 8 feet?
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︎ Oct 29 2015
A mom angrily told her 4 year old son to say counting if he wanted to get his lunch. So the boy started... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 9 10...
I don't think he need that lunch anymore. He already 8
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︎ Aug 17 2020
1. Cockadoodle 2. Yabba Dabba 3. Voo 4. Sea 5. Didgeri
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︎ Sep 26 2019
What 4 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
Short
Edit: I mean. 5 letters word
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︎ Sep 16 2019
What do you have if you 4 apples and 2 oranges in one hand and 3 lemons and a grapefruit in the other hand?
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︎ Apr 19 2020
In Jamaica they sell apple pie for $2.50, chicken pot pie for $3.50 and pecan for $4.00 Puerto Rico they sell Boston cream pie for $4.00, chocolate cream pie for $3.00 and blueberry pie for 3.50. In the Dominican they sell chicken pot pie for $4.00, apple pie $3.50, and blueberry for $5.00.
And those my friends are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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︎ Feb 21 2018
2 Ο is good, but 4 Ο is better!
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︎ Mar 14 2018
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
In charge of numbering, Yoda was.
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︎ Feb 17 2022
2, 4 and 6 tried to defeat 3, 5 and 7
But the odds were against them
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Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3?
Because in charge of scheduling Yoda was.
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︎ Jan 14 2022
Why did Episodes 4, 5 and 6 come out before 1, 2 and 3?
In charge of scheduling Yoda was.
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︎ May 04 2020
A pie is $2.00 in the Bahamas and $4 in Jamaica and only $3.40 in Barbados
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
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︎ Jul 05 2021
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
Why did Star Wars 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2 and 3?
Because in charge of the schedule Yoda was.
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︎ Jun 30 2019
What's 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
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︎ Oct 18 2019
Choose any number between 2 and 8. Multiply by 4, and then add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.
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︎ Apr 14 2020
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