Why did the Star Wars movies came out in the order 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3…?

Because "in charge of scheduling, the Yoda was."

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I have 4 arms, 6 legs and 2 heads. What am I?

A liar!

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The Fellowship consists of 4 hobbits, 2 humans, 1 elf and a dwarf

The rest is istari

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My son asked why sStar Wars movies came out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3…

I answered in my best yoda impersonation: β€˜in charge of scheduling, I was’

My son loved it, I heard a sigh from my SO, and when I looked at her, she just shook her head.

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At the hospital I was admitted to, apple costs $2, pumpkin $3 and blueberry $4 per slice.

Those are the pie-rates of the care-I-be-in.

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1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9 don't like 5

Because 5 is mean to them

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The teacher asked Little Jimmy, β€œif I give you 4 cats today and 2 more tomorrow, how many cats will you have?” Little Jimmy said, β€œSeven” The teacher said, β€œno Jimmy, four plus two equals six. Why did you say seven? Little Jimmy said,

β€œBecause I already have a cat.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/timthedriller
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In Antigua it costs Β£2.00 for a steak pie, in Jamaica it'll cost Β£2.50, but in Barbados it's Β£4.00!

These are pie rates of the Caribbean

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Why doesn’t 4 like 2?

Because 2 is the root of his problems

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I challenged my son, "Take 4 and subtract 2 from it. What’s left? Rolling his eyes, he sighed, "2." I yelled, NOPE!"

"The opposite of right!"

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Whst is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat ?

Chicago.

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It’s 4:30am and my 2 year old is sitting on my lap and we are watching Mickey’s Clubhouse for about the two billionth time.

I don’t remember the exact episode but everyone was getting ready for a dance. In my half awake, why can’t we watch something, anything else state, I start thinking, if Mickey and Minnie had kids, they be mice. Donald and Daisy, ducklings. But what kind of kids would Goofy and Clarabell have?

Then it hit me, Bulldogs!

When my wife eventually woke up I told her the joke and she groaned and left the room.

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Why did the 2 x 4 get sent to his room?

It was knotty! Hey YO!!!! (I really am sorry…)

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teacher: what are 2, 4, 6, 8, 10...?

steven: even numbers

stephen: ephen numbers

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It’s a rare occurrence when a pun gives you a religious experience. The Argyle Sweater for 4/2/2021
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4 Norse gods, 1 roman God, and 2 astrological bodies walk into a bar

The bartender says: Oh, this is gonna be a week joke

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I hate most numbers. The number 2 is definitely second rate, and 3 looks like fish lips. Don’t even get me started on the numbers 4 through 9. 0 means nothing to me.

Should I feel bad for hating so many numbers? Nah. God just wants us to love everyone.

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How do you measure the heaviness of a 2.4 million Scoville chilli pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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The chicken coop only had 2 doors since if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan.
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How to Catch a Polar Bear: 1)Find a frozen lake 2)Dig a hole in the ice 3)Surround the hole with frozen peas 4)Hide nearby.

When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!

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My 4 year old daughter came crying that she couldn't find her Barbie dolls. Apparently, my 2 year old son threw them in fire last night for fun.

Barbiecued.

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What did the number 2 say to number 4?

I'm always rooting for you

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What did I do to confirm 2+2 was 4?

I crosschecked (2Γ—2)

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What's 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy.

An empty toilet paper roll.

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It's hard to believe, but 40 - 32 / 2 = 4!
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Choose any number between 2 and 7. Multiply by 4 and add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.

Dark, wasn’t it?

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What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?

No tres-passing

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Adults have 2 kidneys, but most children have 4.
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Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule: 1. Impersonate Homer Simpson 2. Read about bushcraft 3. Watch ludicrously silly play 4. Replace button on blouse 5. Start making coffee flavoured bread

D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Sew, Latte Dough.

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So numbers 1 to 9 had a party but 2, 4, 6 & 8 did not turn up

It was an odd party

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Do spiders outside of the US have 2.4 meters instead of 8 feet?
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A mom angrily told her 4 year old son to say counting if he wanted to get his lunch. So the boy started... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 9 10...

I don't think he need that lunch anymore. He already 8

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1. Cockadoodle 2. Yabba Dabba 3. Voo 4. Sea 5. Didgeri

My to doo list

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What 4 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

Short

Edit: I mean. 5 letters word

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What do you have if you 4 apples and 2 oranges in one hand and 3 lemons and a grapefruit in the other hand?

Large hands

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In Jamaica they sell apple pie for $2.50, chicken pot pie for $3.50 and pecan for $4.00 Puerto Rico they sell Boston cream pie for $4.00, chocolate cream pie for $3.00 and blueberry pie for 3.50. In the Dominican they sell chicken pot pie for $4.00, apple pie $3.50, and blueberry for $5.00.

And those my friends are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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2 Ο€ is good, but 4 Ο€ is better!
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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

In charge of numbering, Yoda was.

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2, 4 and 6 tried to defeat 3, 5 and 7

But the odds were against them

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Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling Yoda was.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rubbaneck96
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Why did Episodes 4, 5 and 6 come out before 1, 2 and 3?

In charge of scheduling Yoda was.

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A pie is $2.00 in the Bahamas and $4 in Jamaica and only $3.40 in Barbados

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.

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Why did Star Wars 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2 and 3?

Because in charge of the schedule Yoda was.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anon-Ymous929
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What's 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy.

An empty toilet roll.

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?

In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TakenByKangAndKodos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18 2019
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Choose any number between 2 and 8. Multiply by 4, and then add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.

Dark, wasn’t it?

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