Why did the Star Wars movies came out in the order 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3…?
Because "in charge of scheduling, the Yoda was."
My son asked why sStar Wars movies came out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3…
I answered in my best yoda impersonation: ‘in charge of scheduling, I was’
My son loved it, I heard a sigh from my SO, and when I looked at her, she just shook her head.
The Fellowship consists of 4 hobbits, 2 humans, 1 elf and a dwarf
I have 4 arms, 6 legs and 2 heads. What am I?
At the hospital I was admitted to, apple costs $2, pumpkin $3 and blueberry $4 per slice.
Those are the pie-rates of the care-I-be-in.
1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9 don't like 5
Because 5 is mean to them
The teacher asked Little Jimmy, “if I give you 4 cats today and 2 more tomorrow, how many cats will you have?” Little Jimmy said, “Seven” The teacher said, “no Jimmy, four plus two equals six. Why did you say seven? Little Jimmy said,
“Because I already have a cat.”
In Antigua it costs £2.00 for a steak pie, in Jamaica it'll cost £2.50, but in Barbados it's £4.00!
These are pie rates of the Caribbean
Why doesn’t 4 like 2?
Because 2 is the root of his problems
I challenged my son, "Take 4 and subtract 2 from it. What’s left? Rolling his eyes, he sighed, "2." I yelled, NOPE!"
Whst is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat ?
It’s 4:30am and my 2 year old is sitting on my lap and we are watching Mickey’s Clubhouse for about the two billionth time.
I don’t remember the exact episode but everyone was getting ready for a dance. In my half awake, why can’t we watch something, anything else state, I start thinking, if Mickey and Minnie had kids, they be mice. Donald and Daisy, ducklings. But what kind of kids would Goofy and Clarabell have?
Then it hit me, Bulldogs!
When my wife eventually woke up I told her the joke and she groaned and left the room.
Why did the 2 x 4 get sent to his room?
It was knotty! Hey YO!!!! (I really am sorry…)
teacher: what are 2, 4, 6, 8, 10...?
steven: even numbers
stephen: ephen numbers
It’s a rare occurrence when a pun gives you a religious experience. The Argyle Sweater for 4/2/2021
4 Norse gods, 1 roman God, and 2 astrological bodies walk into a bar
The bartender says: Oh, this is gonna be a week joke
I hate most numbers. The number 2 is definitely second rate, and 3 looks like fish lips. Don’t even get me started on the numbers 4 through 9. 0 means nothing to me.
Should I feel bad for hating so many numbers? Nah. God just wants us to love everyone.
How do you measure the heaviness of a 2.4 million Scoville chilli pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
The chicken coop only had 2 doors since if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan.
How to Catch a Polar Bear: 1)Find a frozen lake 2)Dig a hole in the ice 3)Surround the hole with frozen peas 4)Hide nearby.
When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!
My 4 year old daughter came crying that she couldn't find her Barbie dolls. Apparently, my 2 year old son threw them in fire last night for fun.
What did the number 2 say to number 4?
I'm always rooting for you
What did I do to confirm 2+2 was 4?
It's hard to believe, but 40 - 32 / 2 = 4!
Choose any number between 2 and 7. Multiply by 4 and add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.
What's 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy.
An empty toilet paper roll.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
Adults have 2 kidneys, but most children have 4.
So numbers 1 to 9 had a party but 2, 4, 6 & 8 did not turn up
Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule: 1. Impersonate Homer Simpson 2. Read about bushcraft 3. Watch ludicrously silly play 4. Replace button on blouse 5. Start making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Sew, Latte Dough.
Do spiders outside of the US have 2.4 meters instead of 8 feet?
A mom angrily told her 4 year old son to say counting if he wanted to get his lunch. So the boy started... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 9 10...
I don't think he need that lunch anymore. He already 8
1. Cockadoodle 2. Yabba Dabba 3. Voo 4. Sea 5. Didgeri
What do you have if you 4 apples and 2 oranges in one hand and 3 lemons and a grapefruit in the other hand?
What 4 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
Short
Edit: I mean. 5 letters word
In Jamaica they sell apple pie for $2.50, chicken pot pie for $3.50 and pecan for $4.00 Puerto Rico they sell Boston cream pie for $4.00, chocolate cream pie for $3.00 and blueberry pie for 3.50. In the Dominican they sell chicken pot pie for $4.00, apple pie $3.50, and blueberry for $5.00.
And those my friends are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
I want to get my buddy a good present but all I can find is a painting that has a prostitute saying, "1,2,3,4..." and I don't think he'll like it.
But it's the thot that counts.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
In charge of numbering, Yoda was.
2, 4 and 6 tried to defeat 3, 5 and 7
But the odds were against them
Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3?
Because in charge of scheduling Yoda was.
Why did Episodes 4, 5 and 6 come out before 1, 2 and 3?
In charge of scheduling Yoda was.
A pie is $2.00 in the Bahamas and $4 in Jamaica and only $3.40 in Barbados
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
Why did Star Wars 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2 and 3?
Because in charge of the schedule Yoda was.
What's 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
Choose any number between 2 and 8. Multiply by 4, and then add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.
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