2am Puns

Luckily I was still up playing my drums.

She's a real night towel

So my partner probably wants to stab me more than i think. Almost every time she ask is me to “put the kettle on” I respond “I can’t, it won’t fit” or if we’re shopping and I’m asked “do you need a bag” I point at her and say “it’s fine I brought my own” there are others, but they currently evade my 2am brain.

I feel I need some new ones to keep her on her toes and what better place than this sanctum of one liners (except for this post, for which I apologise).

At 2AM, I folded.

It's Tw'early

One day a man looks out his window and finds one of his fence posts dug up and put in the ground somewhere else.

For the next couple of days this continues on but with a new fence post.

Yesterday was the last straw, so the men sat on his balcony all night to see who the culprit was.

Sure enough at 2am a couple of teenagers show up and get ready to dig up another fence post.

Man: "you goddamn teenagers! Stop digging up old posts and reposting them!"

Dad- Because ion get it.

Son-Dad please get out of my room its 2am

Hoe-bo/vine.

... i'm an idiot. And yes. I actually did think this up at 2AM. Edit: In my idiot nature, forgot to create full title, so I reposted. I'm still new D: