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Venue: Jassim Bin Hamad Stadium, Qatar
India
Starting XI: Gurpreet, Bheke, Chinglensana, Jhingan, Subhasish, Martins, Suresh, Brandon, Ashique, Manvir, Chhetri.
Subs: Amrinder, Dheeraj, Pritam, Adil, Pronay, Apuia, Akash, Thapa, Bipin, Udanta, Liston, Sahal
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Afghanistan
0' Kick off.
9' India get a corner after a powerful run by Manvir and Suresh
10' Chance! Glan wins the ball high up the pitch and puts it through to chhetri.
16' Igor Stimac gets shown a yellow card.
27' Fahad Noor goes off injured for Afghanistan
35' Sana gets a yellow card.
62' Apuia replaces Brandon
69' Sunil Chhetri taken off, Liston Colaco on!
76' GOAL! Very strange goal. Afghan goalkeeper with a massive brainfade
81' Ashique stretchered off. Bipin on.
82' GOAL! Afghanistan score! 18 yr old Zamani on the scoresheet
FT It ends 1-1
Venue: Jassim Bin Hamad Stadium
Bangladesh
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India
Gurpreet Singh, Subhasish Bose, Sandesh Jhingan, Chinglensana Singh, Glan Martins, Brandon Fernandes, Bipin Singh, Suresh Singh, Manvir Singh, Sunil Chhetri (C), Udanta Singh
Subs: Akash Mishra, Adil Khan, Sahal Abdul Samad, Pranoy Halder, Lalengmawia, Dheeraj Singh, Liston Colaco, Chhangte, Yasir, Pritam Kotal, Ashique Kuruniyan , Ishan Pandita.
35' Powerful header from Sana finds a bangladeshi player on the goal line!
79' GOAL! Sunil chhetri scores!
90' GOAL! Chhetri makes it two.
Venue: Jassim Bin Hamad Stadium
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India
Gurpreet Singh Sandhu, Sandesh Jhingan, Pritam Kotal, Rahul Bheke, Subashish Bose, Suresh Wangjam, Bipin Singh, Ashique Kuruniyan, Glan Martins, Sunil Chhetri, Manvir Singh.
Subs: Amrinder Singh, Pronay Halder, Brandon Fernandes, Udanta Singh, Lalengmawia, Dheeraj Singh, Liston Colaco, Adil Khan, Narender Gahlot, Sahal Abdul Samad, Akash Mishra, Ishan Pandita.
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Qatar
Saad Al Sheeb, Abdelkarim Hassan, Boualem Khoukhi, Bassam Al Rawi, Mosaab Khidir, Abdelaziz Hatem, Karim Boudiaf, Hassan Al Haydos, Yusuf Abdurisag, Mohammed Muntari, Almoez Ali.
Subs: Salem Al Hajri, Sultan Al Brake, Abdullah Al Ahraq, Tarek Salman, Ismaeel Mohammad, Mohammed Waad Abdulwahhab, Meshaal Aissa, Ahmed Homam, Hashim Ali, Abdulrasheed Umaru, Abdullah Marafee, Mahmoud Abunada.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
34' GOAL! Abdul Azeez scores!
HT Half time with Indian getting an early red card. A few surprising chances for India there.
45' On: Udanta Singh|Off: Sunil Chhetri
67' On: Abdullah Al Ahraq|Off: Mohammed Muntari
68' On: Lalengmawia|Off: Glan Martins
74' On: Akash Mishra|Off: Bipin Singh
80' On: Ismaeel Mohammad|Off: Yusuf Abdurisag
84' On: Sahal Abdul Samad|Off: Ashique Kuruniyan
84' On: Liston Colaco|Off: Suresh Wangjam
FT Qatar win 1-0
Canada: St. Clair; Buchanan, Vitoria, Sturing, Adekugbe; Wotherspoon, Fraser, Kaye; Hoilett, Cavallini, Millar.
St. Kitts & Nevis will advance from Group F to Round 2 of CONCACAF Qualifying.
Canada - Suriname | 2022 FIFA World Cup Qualifiers
Venue: SeatGeek Stadium, Bridgeview IL
Live broadcasts: OneSoccer (Canada), Paramount+ (USA), ESPN Play Norte (Mexico, Central America), Flow Sports (Caribbean), Ziggo Sport (Netherlands)
LINE-UPS
Canada
Borjan; Johnston, Henry, Kennedy, Laryea; Eustaquio, Piette, Osorio, Davies; David, Larin.
Suriname
Hahn; Leerdam, Donk, Pinas, Haps; Malone, Chery, Koolwijk; Becker, Hasselbaink, Biseswar.
Venue: Al Muharraq Stadium
Match Start:
12:30 EST
9:30 PST
21:00 Tehran Time
17:30 GMT+1 (London)
Lineups:
Iran: Beiranvand, Moharammi, Khalizadeh, Kanaani, Hajsafi, Gholizadeh, Ezatolahi, Nourallahi, Jahanbakhsh, Azmoun, Taremi
Iraq: Jalal, Mhawi, Natiq, Ibrahim, Maythem, Adnan, Tariq, Atwan, Safaa, Bashar, Mohanad
#Full Time: South Korea 2-1 Lebanon
12' Ali Saad scores the opener, 1-0 Lebanon
27' Maher Sabra with an unbelievable overhead goal line clearance
52' Song Min Kyu scores, hits deflects off Sabras head, 1-1
[63' Penalty to Korea! Handball by Oumari as he was sliding?]
66' Son scores the Penalty! Khalil dives the right way but the Spurs man buries it anyway. 2-1 Korea
#Match Stats
South Korea | 2-1 | Lebanon :-:|::|:-: 83% | Possession | 17% 20(8) | Shots (on target) | 2(1) 90% | Pass Accuracy | 51% 13 | Corners | 1 12 | Fouls | 7
Let out all your post-match rant here. Do you take the positives from this loss or look at it as another disappointing game?
Who do you think starts the next game vs Bangladesh?
STARTING XI: Not fucking this
HIGHLIGHTS
Minutes 1-53: Fuck all
Minutes 53-67: Transmission error
75: THE BIG SCOTTISH LUMP HAS TO DO IT AGAIN
85: The Entire Jordan team start some argy bargy
FT
Iran | Score | Iraq |
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S. Azmoun 35' | [1]-0 |
Date: 15/06/2021 β 18:30 CEST, 12:30 EDT, 17:30 BST, 22:00 IST
Competition: WC Qualification Asia (Round 10)
Venue: Sheikh Ali bin Mohammed Al Khalifa Stadium (Muharraq)
Iran | Notes | Iraq | Notes |
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WWWWW | WWWDW | ||
Manager: D. SkoΔiΔ | Manager: S. Katanec | ||
1 A. Beiranvand | 12 Jalal Hassan Hachim | ||
4 S. Khalilzadeh |
Lebanon recently lost to Turkmenistan 3-2, a match that we should have WON. Had we won, we would have secured our spot in the next round. But in fact, we do still have a decent chance.
For those of you that are unaware, the way it works is that the winners of the each of the groups (except Qatar) and the top 5 second place teams will qualify to the third round. Therefore, 8 group winners - 1 for Qatar + 5 second place teams = 12 teams in the third round.
These are currently the standings for the second place teams. As you can see, Lebanon is in third with 4 teams behind them who theoretically could pass them (assuming Lebanon loses to South Korea on Sunday).
Now, here's the magic: For Lebanon to qualify, at least 2 out of the 4 teams below them in the standings have to lose their last game. This will likely happen because:
Uzbekistan play Saudi Arabia (first place)
UAE play Vietnam (first place)
Iran play Iraq (first place)
Jordan play Australia (first place)
ALSO, Lebanon cannot lose to South Korea by more than 4 goals.
In other words, if at least two of these first place teams win their matches, Lebanon will just nearly by a thin margin qualify to the third round.
Just wanted to shine some optimism. HOWEVER, the fact that Lebanon lost to Turkmenistan is still a failure imo even if we qualify to the third round. IMO major changes need to be made or else we will get spanked. But that's a discussion for another day.
Today Match
#FT: India 1-1 Afghanistan
India advance to the third round of Asian Cup qualifiers
Venue: Jassim Bin Hamad Stadium, Qatar
India
Starting XI: Gurpreet, Bheke, Chinglensana, Jhingan, Subhasish, Martins, Suresh, Brandon, Ashique, Manvir, Chhetri.
Subs: Amrinder, Dheeraj, Pritam, Adil, Pronay, Apuia, Akash, Thapa, Bipin, Udanta, Liston, Sahal
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Afghanistan
0' Kick off.
9' India get a corner after a powerful run by Manvir and Suresh
10' Chance! Glan wins the ball high up the pitch and puts it through to chhetri.
16' Igor Stimac gets shown a yellow card.
27' Fahad Noor goes off injured for Afghanistan
35' Sana gets a yellow card.
62' Apuia replaces Brandon
69' Sunil Chhetri taken off, Liston Colaco on!
76' GOAL! Very strange goal. Afghan goalkeeper with a massive brainfade
81' Ashique stretchered off. Bipin on.
82' GOAL! Afghanistan score! 18 yr old Zamani on the scoresheet
FT It ends 1-1
Canada: St. Clair; Buchanan, Vitoria, Sturing, Adekugbe; Wotherspoon, Fraser, Kaye; Hoilett, Cavallini, Millar.
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