You know what they say about trashy fashion…
It puts the garb in garbage.
As we drove past Ikea, my dad began one of his rants “Why do people want Swedish furniture? The fancy closet in my bedroom was built by a good ol’ fashioned local carpenter, none of this foreign import rubbish!” He was surprisingly vocal...
What is a dog's favorite fashion brand
You’ll do a lot of dumb things in your youth, son, and that’s okay, because most of the consequences won’t follow you into adulthood. But you know what will always come back to haunt you?
Do you know the problem with fashion nazis?
They're always arguing over who has the best jeans
He was sentenced to drinking spruce tea or leaving for 6 months because he was teaching the youth how to be passive-aggressive. His disciple Playdoh wrote half a screenplay about him before giving up and finding a real job.
Why can you never trust a hedgefund managers fashion advice?
They claim to love shorts but are always seen in pants.
What’s the cheapest fashion?
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
Girls with a passion for eating fashion
The fountain of youth…
…flows into the Juve-Nile.
A youth soccer team that won gold at a tournament also stopped a thief that same day.
And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those medalling kids.
Did you see the latest fashion trend is adhesive based dresses and suits?
From what I heard they’re a bit tacky.
There's a girl group that consist of failed fashion models.
They are called One Expression
Did you hear about the fashionable scientist who can design your baby to your specifications?
They are always bragging about their designer jeans
Did you hear about the fashionable restaurant called ‘H-Bomb?’
It’s known for fusion cuisine.
I always take my problems to Tommy
Well I mean I would be mad...
Ahh, some good old fashioned puns
A pirate I know likes clothes made by an Italian fashion giant...
He dresses in Argh-mani suits.
I’m surprised 8:54 hasn’t yet become a more popular time with the youths.
It's incredible how quickly fashion changes. Last year it was hydroflasksksksks...
...now it is covid masksksksks.
If you got all the kids born between 2001 and 2010 together...
If you got all the kids born between 2001 and 2010 together and had them do a group activity, you could have a quarantine, quaranteen, quaranteam!
You could call me old fashioned...
But that’s a whisky proposition.
If we would explain the the current US political situation to the 2010 us at a fantasy fare, they would jokingly call it some batshit magic 'Hocus POTUS'...
A guy’s Mom comes to visit him at his job at the aquarium where she finds him feeding a baby dolphin. She says look at you, you were smart. You could have had a real job, really done some good for the world. Her son snapped back,...
Hey, my job serves a youthful porpoise!
[OC] Guess the visual pun: Fashionable confection?
We could rename Generation Z "QuaranTeens."
How do you browse the trump fashion line?
News anchor: This just in. Polaroid cameras are coming back in fashion.
More on this as it develops...
My daughter says I'm no fashion Mogul
but i just released a new fragrance
Why did the lion born in 2010 kill the deer born in 2016?
Because the lion pre-dates the deer.
There was a flood at a fashion store
All the clothes are now Superwet
What did the fashion designer Tommy do when he ran into a problem?
I'm not too sure, but Tommy, he'll figure it out.
My girlfriend walked out on me for being too old fashioned.
I thought we had good alchemy.
A competition entry at Youth club
What do you call a newspaper column that gives advice about fashion wear?
Who always wins fashion competitions?
People who tie for first place
Where do fashionable ghosts buy their clothes?
Church Alter Ego
This youth pastor is usually very humble, but once he stands on pulpit, he gets proud.
I think it’s his Altar ego
Do you know why today's youth is so odd?
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
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