Have you noticed that cars are less controllable in video games than in real life?
It's because they're on a hard drive.
My wife said she wanted divorce because i play too many video games
What a stupid thing to fallout 4
Mike Tyson plays a lot of video games,
I asked my french friend if she likes to play video games
What is an Alabamians favourite video game?
I got into an argument with my video game character
He said I was too controlling.
The creator of Mortal Kombat got the idea for the game while visiting a church in Finland...
... listening to a Finnish Hymn
No one will ever make a successful video game about running a coffee shop.
Gamers would never put up with the amount of grinding required.
Why did the baseball player leave to go to his moms house in the middle of the game?
What do video games and strawberries have in common?
A pigeon landed on the pitch in the Portugal Vs Germany game
It was a good thing they didn't pass to the pigeon.
Otherwise it would have been fowl play.
My dad and I talked about the football game in the pub.
'They'd do better playing in a field,' he suggested.
Why can't shellfish play video games?
They can't gain the mussel memory
I'm on the couch playing video games when my dad walks in with a tape measure
About five feet away from me he stops and starts pushing the tape out to me. It gets closer and closer until it eventually smushes against my cheek.
I ask him "What are you doing?"
"I'm measuring your patience."
Video games are an ex-seal-lent way to "seal" some seally puns!
I get depressed if I don’t play video games.
I always need to console myself.
I told my kids that "fortnight" was a stupid name for a video game.
What's Owen Wilson's favorite video game?
What's the difference between Mordor and the Capital?
One does not simply walk into Mordor
10 yr old daughter playing video games yells, “GIRL!”
Dad response, “You know it’s true...”
Daughter laughs (she actually likes my Dad jokes... heh) 🙂
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
I just found out the Mortal Kombat theme was based on something old
Back in the 1970s, AC/DC was current.
What kind of pants did weight-lifters wear in the 1970s?
What would a basketball game set in heaven be named?
The wizard in my campaign just got handed a whole bunch of random, unlabeled Sesame Street videos.
He's going to learn how to count or spell.
Downloaded film Titanic for the family to watch this evening. Annoyingly Video and Sound has come across in separate files.
Whats the most popular game in North Korea?
Jim Morrison was standing in front of the television as a child, blocking his father's view of the game.
His father shouted, "Jim! You make a better Door than a window!"
What's the first book in the video game bible?
I made a pun image for a character from a video game i like, someone said it would fit in here as well
In the 1970s farmers attempted giving weed to cows in order to improve milk production. However, they concluded the steaks were too high.
I guess video games did cause violence
Whats the most popular video game at a bread bakery?
What do you call a bunch of chess nerds bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.
What is a dancer's favorite video game series?
What game do chickens play in the pool?
My wife said she wants a divorce because I play too many video games.
What a stupid thing to Fallout 4. It Sims totally unreasonable.
I asked my French date if she played video games
Do French people play video games?
My wife dumped me for only talking about video games.
It’s such a ridiculous thing to fallout 4
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