1947 Puns

I was trying on some really old pants, and this particular pair of pants were fucking tight. Like, squeeze my soul out tight.

I remarked- " Good god, when did we buy these? 1947? (I usually say this when I'm talking about something old. Independence and whatnot)

And my dad goes " Yeah. Your gramps passed it on to me, and now its yours. That's why they're called Jeans."

My mom got annoyed.

There was a Santa Claus parade happening in my town and a marching band passes by. I read out loud "marching since 1947" and her dad looks at us and said, "Wow, they must be pretty tired."