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1000 (number) Puns

A list of puns related to "1000 (number)"

Of 1000 and 69, which the naughtier number?

1000, because it has 3 zeros.

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👤︎ u/ohrules
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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I can never remember the Roman Numerals for 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500...

IM LIVID

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👤︎ u/HatterInATutu
📅︎ Feb 18 2020
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