A list of puns related to "0 10 0"
Where did you find the one?
Because he has no 1
Mr. Pun enters a room and kills 10 people.
Pun in, Ten dead.
A pun walked into a bar and killed 10 people. Pun in, 10 dead.
The winner of this contest would receive a brand new Porsche, so a man got down to it and came up with the 10 best puns he could. He submitted the first, the second, and so on till he had entered them all in the contest. Alas none of his puns won the competition, no pun in ten did.
10+10=20 11+11=22
...I said I didn't even know he could play cricket.
Edit: Americans; replace 'cricket' with '10 Pin Bowling π³ '
Thank you for the awards
It was a very uplifting story. (Courtesy of my 10 year old)
Fast 10 Your Seat Belts.
According to a recent survey, 8 out of 10 people agree that they make up 80% of the population.
Oral-B
Was sitting with my SO watching tv and an Oral-B commercial comes onto the screen. The commercial plays saying all the great things about their toothbrush, how effective it is against plaque buildup and that 9/10 dentist recommend it etc. after listening for a minute I look over at my SO and say βwell it better be good, ORAL-B disappointed!β
10 minutes after bringing him home, he made a bolt for the door...
My friend just told me that pizza restaurantsβ mozzarella is actually blended with provolone to make it more affordable and my only response was
βThey cut the cheese?!β
And Iβve been laughing hysterically at my own joke for 10 minutes
10
βLike Β£10 notesβ I told him
because youβre 11/10
My 10 year old son: Don't worry, it's not a big dill. My wife while looking at me: -.-
Before you let your kids get a puppy, take the Puppy Test.
Best taken in the autumn or mid winter.
They'd gone together dressed as the number 10...
I knew there and then that she was the One!!
A mermaid!
Courtesy of my 10 year old daughter
There would be 10 but they lacked 8
A perfect 10 but purely imaginary.
...If you found a 10 dollar bill and a 2 dollar bill on the way.
5/10/1520
Working title is called Fast 10: Your Seatbelt
I would rate it 10/10
7 of the languages is 10 out of 10 but my German is 9
10 agreed to come and 39
10 years not running.
Because its 10-4
Receptionist: Ok, how about 10 tomorrow?
Me: No, I donβt need that many
"This is where the Magna Carta was signed," said the tour guide, "One the most important documents in English History."
"When was it signed?" asked Paddy.
"1215," said the tour guide.
"OH NO!" said Paddy, "We missed it by 10 minutes!"
Other Trucker: that a big 10-4
I had to go to court and was wearing a suit and tie. My 10 year old daughter thought this was fantastic for dress up was very interested. I took this as a teachable moment and wanted to tell her about showing respect for your personal appearance and showing up professionally. So I asked her, do you know why I dressed like this? She said to be professional. I said I want to show that I respect myself and I have respect for the court so I dressed accordingly. She laughed and said, "You mean you dressed acourtingly."
tl;dr
Daughter dad joked me about wearing a suit about dressing accourtingly
So my family has chickens and in order to understand how this pun came to be I must give a little background on a running joke my family makes. When our chickens do some crazy weβll say something along the lines of β(chickenβs name) is on crack.β This was a few days ago so I donβt remember the exact words but it went something like this: Somebody: (chickenβs name) you need to get off of whatever crack youβre on. In my head: Wait a second, I feel like I can make a pun here... And about 10 seconds of thinking later I said some along the lines of βOr else we might have to call the poultrice!β
Get it? Poultry + police. Felt like a genius.
Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert.
Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots.
Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say!
Why was the math book depressed? It had a lot of problems.
Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? Because it is never right.
Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graphing paper? HeΒ must be plotting something.
Why was the equal sign so humble? Because she knew she wasnβt greater than or less than anyone else.
What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date? The odd couple
What do you call a number that canβt stay in one place? A Roaminβ numeral.
Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.
What do you call dudes who love math? Algebros.
Iβll do algebra, Iβll do trig. Iβll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!
Why should you never talk to Pi? Because sheβll go on and on and on forever.
Why are parallel lines so tragic if they have so much in common? Itβs a shame theyβll never meet.
Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.
Whatβs the best way to flirt with a math teacher? Use acute angle.
Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? Theyβd stop at nothing to avoid them.
How do you stay warm in any room? Just huddle in the corner, where itβs always 90 degrees.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight ("ate") nine!
Why DID seven eat nine? Because youβre supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point.
But numbers can. 7/10β(stolen from r/memes)
Whoβs the skinny one?
Pun in, 10 dead.
10+10=20, 11+11=22
Because youβre 10/10!
It's 10/10 for me.
Johnny: β3, 5, 6, 1, 8, 9, 2, 4, 10 and 7β
A straight 10 but imaginary too
She's a perfect 10, but completely imaginary
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