[request] Swiss Pun
Asking a Swiss foreign exchange student to prom, help me find something to write on a sign please.
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︎ Sep 28 2018
Did you know all swiss cheese is blessed by priests?
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Why are so many people religious about Swiss cheese?
Because itβs so Holy π€ π€
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︎ Jan 24 2021
It has recently been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine the name of the league's sponsors.
We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Which kind of Swiss cheese always celebrates its birthday?
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Bedtime at the swiss cheese family:
But dad, I don't want to go to sleep. There might be scary muensters in the closet.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
I hope this is (Swiss) cheesy enough for my first post
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Iβve been working on my thesis that Swiss cheese is the greatest of all cheese.
But my proctor keeps finding holes in it.
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Excuse me, why are there only donuts, bagels, and swiss cheese at this store?
Sir this is a Hole Foods.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
I just learned that they're giving away soda in the Swiss mountains.
Apparently there's a guy up there just shouting, "Freeeee Colaaaaa"
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Why canβt Swiss cheese be part of a fat-free diet?
Itβs made with hole milk.
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︎ Dec 21 2019
Why does the pope like swiss cheese?
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︎ Aug 13 2020
What do you call "swiss cheese" w/o any holes?
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Iβd make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world
Iβd make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world, but it would probably be full of holes
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︎ May 05 2020
Why did Christopher Columbus pull a bunch of Swiss chard out of the ocean?
He wanted to be in uncharded waters.
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︎ May 28 2020
How do you make a Swiss roll?
Just push them down a slope
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︎ Mar 27 2020
I tried to get my Swiss army knife through customs but they would not let me through.
That's what I get for bringing a 4-in-1.
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︎ Apr 02 2020
I had to stop reading the book, The Swiss Cheese Murders...
The plot was full of holes.
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︎ Feb 06 2020
Went to the local deli and ordered 1 lb of Swiss. The clerk gave me 3.5 lb instead.
I guess he went ham on that Swiss.
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︎ Dec 16 2019
I ordered a meatball and got a hot ham and swiss instead.
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︎ Dec 27 2019
What do the swiss guard and swiss cheese have in common?
They're both known for their holiness
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︎ Oct 15 2019
Swiss barbie knife
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︎ Sep 18 2019
Swiss army wife
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︎ Nov 24 2018
There's no such thing as a good story about Swiss cheese.
There's always too many holes in the plot.
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︎ Apr 26 2019
I asked my Swiss friend what is his favorite part about being from Switzerland?
He says, "Well, the flag is a big plus."
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︎ Aug 11 2019
I'm trying to decide if I like swiss cheese..
Feeling neutral about it.
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︎ Jun 24 2019
Whatβs another word for a swiss insult?
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︎ Sep 06 2019
People say that swiss cheese is the best... But I found a couple holes in that theory
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︎ Jun 25 2019
The Swiss currency is, francly, excellent
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︎ Mar 01 2019
I was making a sandwich the other day and put a slice if swiss cheese on it. My son asked, "Dad, pepperjack is you favorite, why are you using swiss cheese?"
I relied, "Cutting calories!"
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︎ Sep 10 2019
I just sold my collection of Swiss watches to a friend in Mexico City.
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︎ Jul 19 2019
What type of dairy cattle do they get milk for Swiss cheese?
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︎ Jun 07 2019
As the famous Swiss watchmaker once said...
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︎ Apr 19 2019
At that Vatican they only eat Swiss cheese.
Itβs clearly the holiest!
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︎ Nov 19 2018
Swiss judoka is named Tschopp
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︎ Apr 26 2018
As a swiss tennis player, do you think Roger Federer is a fan of...
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︎ Jan 24 2019
I always hear people say they don't like the holes in Swiss cheese
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︎ Mar 22 2018
Did anyone else hear about the Vatican naming swiss as the official cheese for christianity?
That's right, it's the holiest of cheeses.
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︎ Jan 15 2019
A controversial British-Indian author was found dead today by a Swiss man today when he opened a can of fish to make a potato cake.
It is believed to be a salmon rosti.
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︎ Feb 18 2019
People always ask me how good it is to be Swiss
Well the flags a big plus
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︎ Jun 14 2018
How do you make a Swiss roll?
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︎ Mar 06 2019
Have you heard about my store that only sells organic donuts, bagels, and swiss cheese?
Weβre calling it Hole Foods.
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︎ Jun 04 2019
Asked my Swiss friend what he liked most about living in Switzerland.
He said he wasn't sure but the flag was a big plus.
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︎ Jun 10 2019
I lost my collection of Swiss watches while traveling through Madrid.
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︎ Jan 22 2019
Why does the Pope like Swiss cheese?
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︎ Jan 25 2019
What kind of milk do they use to make swiss cheese?
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︎ Jan 29 2018
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