There's been an explosion at a cheese factory in Paris
There's nothing left but de brie
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Last time I was in Paris...
...I went up to a newsstand that wasn't doing much business and asked the proprietor for a copy of Le Monde. I knew it would mean the world to him.
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︎ Apr 03 2021
My dad's sister works in a Paris bakery and hates it.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Iβve just watched a movie about a gentleman having his broken leg fixed with bandages and a plaster of paris....
......what a great cast!!
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︎ Feb 09 2021
Did you hear about the guys who commuted between London and Paris every day?
They ended up with Carpool Chunnel Syndrome.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
I couldn't make it to the top of the tower in Paris...
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Just got back from a trip to Paris...
That tower of theirs is sure an Eiffel.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
A man jumped into the freezing river in Paris...
Eyewitness say, the man was in-Seine.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
What does a frog in Paris eat ?
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︎ Nov 13 2020
My friend from Paris was the best man at the wedding of a Belgian waffle heir and a Swedish pancake tycoon, but wasnβt allowed to give a speech at the reception.
They knew heβd give a French toast, and they said it wasnβt worth the pain.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
A priest in a big church in Paris has a job interview with a new bell ringer. The priest asks βwhy should I hire you?β The applicant responded βI have a special talent!β
βOh, and what is this special talent?β Asked the priest.
The applicant walked up to the bells and slammed his face into the bell.
At first the priest was taken aback, but the sound from the bells was heavenly!
βYouβre hired!!β He exclaimed.
The applicant jumped around in excitement and slipped, falling off the side of the belfry to the ground below.
The priest ran downstairs and outside to the sidewalk where the bell ringer lay dead.
A bystander asked βwho is he?β
The priest responded βI donβt know his name, but his face sure rings a bell!β
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︎ Jul 19 2020
If you willingly jump in the river in Paris,
you must be in-Seine!
(Just thought of this the other day and forgot to post it before. Hope it hasnβt been done before.)
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︎ Sep 17 2020
This is going to be the first year that I haven't taken a vacation in Paris, because of the pandemic.
Usually it is due to lack of money
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︎ May 31 2020
I woke up yesterday to find that my wife had invited a bunch of journalists from Paris to help make breakfast..
I didn't mind. I love coffee from the French Press.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
If you fall into a river in Paris...
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︎ Aug 03 2020
Paris - the city of love...
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︎ Apr 11 2020
A lot of people in Paris have very small apartments...
How small? Some are so small they don't even have toilets.
In French, they're known as "Peed a Terre"...
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︎ Jun 30 2020
They want to open a floating cinema in Paris with drive-in boats.
I just think that's in Seine.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Passenger: "How long will it take the plane fly us to Paris?"
Stewardess: "The entire time, usually it flies the whole way."
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︎ May 26 2020
I decided to go to Paris on a whim.
But learned I can only get there on a plane.
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︎ May 25 2020
The hot topic in Paris at the moment
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︎ Feb 26 2020
What do they say in Paris, TX?
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︎ Mar 22 2019
It is weird living in Paris with pets
They just stare at you while European
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︎ Jan 12 2020
Do you know the worst thing about the fire in Paris?
There's Notre Dame thing we can do about it
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︎ Apr 17 2019
Went on a trip in Paris
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︎ Oct 17 2019
My friend wanted me to go skinny dipping with her in the river the divides Paris. I told her to go without me..
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︎ Feb 09 2020
If I fell into the river that flows through Paris...
...am I legally in Seine?
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︎ Jan 13 2020
There's a lot of cities in France, like Paris, Marseilles, or Lyon.
But there's only one city that's Nice.
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︎ Dec 19 2019
I'm doing a painting of Paris at night.
Might be quicker if I do it in the daytime too.
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︎ Nov 16 2019
Son: why is my sisters name Paris?
Dad: because thats where she was concieved.
Son: thanks, dad!
Dad: no problem, backseat.
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︎ Jan 06 2019
When watching "Wonder Woman" I tell my kids to look carefully in the background of the Paris scene for an Easter egg. "What are we looking for?", they ask.
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︎ Jul 04 2019
The serial killer from Paris is being sent to the electric chair today.
And so today, the french fries.
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︎ Sep 11 2018
What a nice Paris Scissors.
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︎ Dec 30 2018
A thief attempted to steal paintings from the Louvre in Paris...
But was captured two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. All he could say for himself was βI had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh. But I tried anyway because I had nothing Toulouse!β
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︎ May 17 2019
I went swimming in a river in Paris and my friend went swimming in a river in Cairo. He said I was insane, but I told him he was in denial.
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︎ Jan 02 2019
The fire in Paris is not a joke.
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︎ Apr 16 2019
In which European city was oldest donut discovered: Paris, London, Berlin, Athens or Rome?
It was found in ancient grease.
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︎ May 15 2019
I painted Paris with my eyes closed
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︎ Dec 20 2018
I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired cia agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in paris.
Turns out that idea was Taken
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︎ Oct 28 2016
The cheese shop exploded the other day in Paris...
I know cuz all I saw was da-brie
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︎ Mar 15 2019
I made a bust of Hitler out of Plaster of Paris, but it's empty inside.
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︎ Apr 07 2019
A man from Paris trips over.
He says βOh no! Eiffel!β
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︎ Jan 18 2019
Why did the Germans go straight for Paris when invading France in both world wars?
Because they didn't want Toulouse
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︎ Feb 02 2018
I went swimming in Paris recently
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︎ Dec 31 2018
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory in Paris?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
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︎ Mar 10 2021
There's been an explosion at a cheese factory in Paris.
There's nothing left but de Brie.
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︎ Jun 29 2019
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