.mobi Puns

A list of puns related to ".mobi"

What lies on the ocean floor twitching uncontrollably?

A nervous wreck

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👤︎ u/BlankPhotos
📅︎ Feb 16 2021
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What is Moby Dicks Dads name?

Poppa Boner

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👤︎ u/DarthVinnie915
📅︎ Jul 04 2020
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What does Moby Dick say when he had a good day?

That was some time whale spent.

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👤︎ u/Fera-Florez
📅︎ May 03 2020
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Just finished Moby Dick

Guess you can say I’m pretty Whale read now.

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👤︎ u/CarldaPig
📅︎ Apr 21 2019
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Who wrote Moby dick?

Herman Melville, but that whale never wrote him back.

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👤︎ u/mung_tyson
📅︎ Jan 19 2019
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Why doesn't Moby Dick go to parties he is invited to?

because he never checks his ish-mail.

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👤︎ u/SteamboatTaco
📅︎ Mar 02 2018
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The White Whale is this new indie band, and their latest single is "Call Me, Moby"
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👤︎ u/lordlaser9
📅︎ Oct 02 2014
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What kind of facial hair should a sea captain have?

A boatee. ^its ^like ^goatee ^but ^boat. ^^yay ^^nautical ^^humour

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👤︎ u/WheresTheWombo
📅︎ Nov 22 2016
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I asked my dad how the turkey smelled...

He said, "I dunno, I guess with their beaks."

I found some other good ones on this video chain of dad jokes on hoop.

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👤︎ u/danielledaily
📅︎ Jun 15 2016
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What are you reading?

Dad: Wachha reading there, son?

Son: Moby Dick

Dad: Hahah. you said Moby.

Son: ...

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👤︎ u/BigFishMcNish
📅︎ Nov 19 2013
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