My wife and I went to a local brewery last night. Said brewery has quite a few IPA style beers.

As we were leaving, wife says "Gee, they have a lot of feral cats." I said "Surprised they don't have a lot of feral rabbits." HUH? Because of all the hops they use!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/flylink63
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On my ochem exam i was asked what IPA (isopropyl alcohol) was used for

My answer: Stress relief

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I tried introducting my girlfriend to IPAs but she still prefers Miller Lite

It's totally hopless

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You're a lot like an IPA

You're bitter, but I like you.

(credit to my coworker who is a walking, talking dad joke)

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If you like the latest kind of IPA...

...then you're into hip hop.

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Why do rabbits love to drink IPA's?

Because they're so Hoppy.

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Everyone keeps recommending IPAs to me...

But I just can't seem to hop on board with them.

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IPAs are like a rabbit on crack

Way too fucking hoppy

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Why are IPAs a rabbit's favorite beer?

It's full of hops

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Sherlock Holmes walks into a bar

Sherlock Holmes walks into a bar and orders an IPA. "I've earned this, I just finished my tax return," he tells the bartender. "Luckily I'm getting tons of cash back, thanks to all my brilliant deductions."

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My son was born today (totally true story)

A couple of hours later, I text my wife

"I don't want to alarm you, but I'm the hospital"

edit: the original message

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