What .io game did people play in the 1920s?
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οΈ Aug 26 2020
First part- https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/ehsmyy/so_this_happened_in_a_gc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
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οΈ Dec 30 2019
Iβm hoping in the next iOS update Apple releases they include more jack o lantern emojis.
But I donβt want to count my pumpkins before they patch.
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οΈ Oct 30 2019
Did you know they released Siriβs full name in iOS 13?
Itβs Siri S. Lee. Seriously.
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οΈ Sep 23 2019
Ebay is so useless
I searched for lighters but ti only came up whith 14,852 matches
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οΈ Feb 12 2021
If you have ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly
Because communication is key
Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit
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οΈ Jan 12 2021
Now days, people don't use the name Lance very often
In medieval times, people were named Lance a lot
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οΈ Nov 03 2020
r/NatureIsFuckingLit, right?
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οΈ Oct 01 2020
Old McDonald built up huge debts....
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οΈ Feb 08 2021
I made a dad joke generator
I donβt know if I am allowed to post this but I just made a dad joke generator. Hope you guys like it. If I am breaking the rule, please let me know I donβt mind withdrawing the post. Hereβs the link:
https://kiranojhanp.github.io/random-joke-generator/
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οΈ Jan 14 2021
Saw this on r/unexpected, thought it was funny so here we are :) Iβll be sure to add the link to the OG post in the comments incase you wanna see it
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οΈ Dec 22 2020
My girlfriend said if I donβt marry her then sheβll destroy my hearing
Itβs a wife or deaf situation
Credit for idea: https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/l5550w/my_girlfriend_says_if_we_dont_get_married_soon/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
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οΈ Jan 26 2021
What is it called when two mummies fart at the same time?
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οΈ Feb 18 2020
Why do riot police arrive early to the protests?
... so they can beat the crowds!
Edit: Wow, this is now my second highest upvoted post ever, and it's not even my own joke! Totally should have credited the video I saw this in: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/h8btkp/protester_has_a_joke_for_the_police_officers/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Thanks for the laughs and great comment threads, Reddit :)
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οΈ Jun 13 2020
The answer is what happened
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οΈ Aug 21 2020
This sub is going downhill
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οΈ Mar 13 2020
A local circus caught fire today
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οΈ Aug 03 2020
Gravity is really depressing
It's always bringing everyone down
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οΈ Jun 25 2020
Tell me ONE thing wrong with heavy tourism in Hawaii. Go on.
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οΈ Jun 26 2020
Very int-arresting
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οΈ Nov 26 2019
Found it in another sub and thought it belonged here
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οΈ Jun 12 2019
Incest=Wincest right?
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οΈ Feb 20 2020
Why did the Mexican take a Xanax?
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οΈ Dec 24 2019
A blind man walks into a bar with his guide dog.
Then he starts spinning his leashed dog around himself.
The bartender asks him what the Hell is he doing, and the blind man goes:
"Just looking around..."
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οΈ Feb 03 2020
What do you call a chickens ghost
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οΈ Dec 24 2019
In the spirit of sharing our kids attempts at dad jokes,
My daughter had to wire an essay about her hobby, which is softball. Her opener:
Pitcher this, youβre standing on a mound.
I was overwhelmed, and more proud than ever. She threw in some other puns too, it was an excellent essay, sheβs giving me a run for my money, I batter watch out.
Edit: thank you u/PsychicGnome for the reminder that my kids are better parents than I am
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οΈ Jun 15 2020
Avengers: Infinity Car
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οΈ Apr 07 2019
Cooking eggs and wish your pan was non-stick?
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οΈ Dec 06 2019
If you witness a robbery at an Apple Store...
...does that make you an iWitness?
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οΈ Mar 26 2019
My uncle always said "Neither a borrower or a lender be"
Lovely bloke, but a terrible bank manager
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οΈ Oct 23 2019
Found on a funny train sort of post (will link in comments)
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οΈ Jun 19 2019
Bro, can you pass me that leaflet?
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οΈ Jun 23 2019
My dad and his beans.
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οΈ Oct 15 2013
Talking about cellphone providers
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οΈ Sep 23 2013
My French friend borrowed 1,000 gallons of water from me...
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οΈ Nov 21 2019
Friend's dad... Instead of the Hellman's in a lake...
http://i.imgur.com/kekwP1L.jpg
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οΈ May 06 2015
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because their head is really far away.
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οΈ May 02 2019
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οΈ Nov 28 2013
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camo jacket.
You can hide, but you can't run.
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οΈ Mar 25 2019
How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?
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οΈ Mar 22 2019
Yeah, thanks, I really needed to know that, old man....
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οΈ Aug 05 2013
Patient: I broke my leg in three places...
Doctor: then donβt go to those places
source:
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οΈ Aug 07 2019
They were in the same damn box!
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οΈ Aug 11 2020
ation.
https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/ap9gqf/i_have_a_phd_in_procrastin/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app
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οΈ May 06 2019
Parry
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οΈ Mar 19 2020
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