Surviv.io Puns

I’m just really curious about that.

write in the comments!!!! my biggest deaths have been 12!!!!!

Yes or No in the commets

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Hi and welcome to surviv's 9/12 tournament rules and sign up!

When:

Sunday, September 12th 12 pm (noon) PDT.

Where:

In this Discord. Be here an hour early please. We will begin creating brackets and organizing competitors around 11am. You will be pinged 10 minutes before your match starts and again 5 minutes before. Joining the game on time is your responsibility.

How:

How to join your matches will be explained here with pictures at a later date. Keep checking back!

Rules:

1. Your account must be at least 30 days old and have 30 games played to participate. No throw away accounts. We will be checking prestige reports and cheating metrics on entrants.
2. You must join our Discord server, provide us with both your Discord handle and stats page link during sign up so we can vet your account.
3. The first 100 accounts who sign up and meet these requirements will be invited to the tournament. Once approved you will be given the <@&879439650878533684> role by the Community Manager.
4. Do not change your battle tag after you sign up until the tournament has ended. If you do we will not be able to properly invite your account to the matches with the information you submitted.
5. The tournament is scheduled to start at 12pm (noon) PDT on Sunday, September 12th and matches are invite only. Invites will be sent by the CM. Show up and be in Discord at least 30 minutes ahead of it. We will not be waiting for players who are running late.
6. Will will break up verified participants into Free For All matches and the top 3 will progress to the next round until only one Survivr is left standing!
7. You will have the best experience in this event if you are: located in North America and playing on PC. You may participate on other devices or in other regions, however, by doing so you accept full responsibility for any problems (ie lag, disconnects, etc.) related to those choices that you may run into.
8. If you see anyone cheating, record it and report it to the help desk asap. We cannot accept cheating reports without evidence.

Prizes: 1st, 2nd and 3rd place will be each be awarded with one NFT skin from https://www.kongregate.io/#surviv

More channels and info will be available here as we get closer to the event so keep checking back!

Sign Up:

***Quoted from Sam, the community manager, on the official

like it would be cool if when yo click the button that changes your region you can choose to have a private server. and could make an invite code if you wanna like do a 1v1 with your friends, or like a 1v100, or you could just use it to explore the map, and maybe you can choose an option to be immortal or something. or maybe you could have an option to lock the red zone. it really would be a nice feature.

Comment or PM and we can call on Discord

In this subreddit you will find:

• Kong is gay
• OMGOMGOMG I GOT A SPAS-12 OWOWOWO
• TEAMER SO BAD 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
• HACKER HACKER HACKER
• Sub to my youtube channel pls pls pls
• I can’t believe I didn’t get an M249 5 seconds after I spawn, mechanic so broken
• I am pro, I did 200 damage and got 3 kills
• That one quality post

it's annoying that some toxic, salty players ain't happy with their failure and tries to deduct your prestige points. This f*****g system needs to be removed cuz it's ABSOLUTE GARBAGE! Lots of skilful players are being banned prior to this (I'm not skilful but I'm sure yall are).

I'm getting bored playing this game, there are no new features, the modes are not fun, the map is extremely small, everyone plays cobalt and people just hack the game for winning. You idiots (hackers) what's the purpose of hacking it ruins the fun.

I'm leaving this game alone for another 6 months (lol last time I play this game is October 2020) because... why not? the game is ruined by hackers and the prestige system is being abused :(

And worst of all is that survivio is terrible to players like me who seldom play the game. Getting 1 f***ing purple ammo from the black stone? Or even worse, a phouqeing pill? This game is terrible not gonna play for some time

Survivio is getting worse. Bring the good old survivio back!

option 1: luger

option 2: PP-19 Bizon

option 3: Barrett M82

if you want Surviv.io to have another gun I didn't put, type in chat.

1. Teamers: Teamers in surviv.io are always in my game. They know people will report them but they do it anyway and it really is annoying.
2. Hackers: You all knew this would be on the list. Hackers are often trying to make everyone's time on the game miserable and think that there will be no consequences as shown by there battle tags.
3. Different spawning times: this is more minor but still annoying as when you spawn into a game all loot will be taken and your left defenseless.
4. Lag: This problem goes without saying it is extremely annoying when i jump into a game and lag takes over.
5. Lack of content: I need something new. I was disappointed when there was no new mode or map changes or nothing for the new season.

That is all the problems I can think of. If they could fix these problems this game has a chance to get back up on it's feet.

so i was fighting a hacker, yeah big deal, and they killed me, and i was reporting them and someone comes along and kills them, as soon as they die i press send report, but i dont report the hacker, i report the person who killed them. why? why cant u report dead people, why cant you spectate people in teams? come on its so clear how did u mess that up?

and it was great the screen was much bigger than my phone but the controls it was very hard to use i tried using touchscreen but i can't move with touch screen so i tried playing with wasd like i do with other games but surviv io was kind of weird for me on pc unlike in mbile you have to press the f button to pick up things i can only move like straight up, down, right and left but i can't walk north east or north west etc. I rate the pc gaming for surviv io for me a 4.5 out of 5 because automatically picking up items in the game was what I was used to but this was not the case for pc gaming maybe you can change it so that you don't have to press f all the time to pick up because for people who has slow thinking time especially me this makes the game kind of stressful sometimes because right when i think i reached the range to pick up an item by pressing f i have to move a bit farther and quickswitching is really hard for me and lets just say I'm too disabled to play on surviv io on computer. THE END :) (fyi i'm not that great at typing english so may you forgive me, thank you :) )

There are a lot of 2d battle royales on the internet, and most of them are really just point and shoot. However, one that I personally feel is set apart is surviv.io. It really seems normal at first glance, but if you look into some of the symbols, the references, the characters, and even the science (a lot of the game has electromagnetic fields), you see that a lot of the game is different than others. I could post quite a lot about this (and I have, just in other places), but as a long story short, I think that this would be perfect theory content.

For you to do your own theorizing and researching, here are the websites:

• surviv.io, the actual game
• https://survivio.fandom.com/wiki/Lore, the Fandom lore page
• https://sites.google.com/view/bunker-18/home, the lore community

Single M9 and Ot-38: Most reliable source of 9mm and 7.62 ammo drops. Why did Justin even bother adding ammo boxes...

Single Glock: Not bad at all. Can be used tactically by baiting players into thinking you have no guns and spraying this bad boy at their faces.

Single M93R: A usable early game weapon. Might be worth it to hold on to this gun if you can find another.

Dual M9: Good or bad, depending on your jitters.

Dual Ot-38: Worse version of the M39 EMR. Only advantage is that the barrel is super short, meaning that it can be used in tight quarters.

Dual Glock: Bait 'em and blast 'em to hell-but if you miss..... can you survive for 3.4 seconds?

Dual M93R: Amazing. Kinda like Dual Glocks with a much lower firerate and about the same effective range. Can be used long-range to tickle your enemies.

MP5: Mediocre early game weapon. Used to be a decent gun until the 5.56 update. Then the HK came and conquered.

UMP-9: Stay away from this gun if you can't aim. Otherwise great(decent) gun. Should be switched out for its bigger brother, the FAMAS whenever you can. Great when used with the M870 to quickswitch. Shotgun-Burst-Shotgun shreds.

Mac-10: Great early-game gun. Just point your mouse in the general direction of the enemy and hold down left click. Can be used late-game but will have a much shorter effective range(compared to early-game) as decent armor negates a lot of the damage. Best gun for starting players. But this doesn't mean that experienced players should stay away from this gun.

M870: The best (common)shotgun. Slowdown can be removed through quickswitching.

Spas-12: Depending on your aim, this gun can be godly or trash. This is not a close-range weapon but its bullet speed makes this viable for long-range combat. Would take it over the M870 late-game or if I have a 4x or more.

MP220: Most broken early-game weapon. The ability to end anyone's life in the blink of an eye makes this gun viable in any stage of the game..... That is, if you can't use the M870.

AK-47: One of the best ARs in game if you know how to aim. Has pinpoint-accuracy when standing still.

DP-28: CANCER Jk. One of the better-looking guns in surviv. Budget M249.

This is for entertainment purposes only, don’t complain down in the comments that it’s unbalanced and stuff like that.

1, m9: in real life, it can kill people in 1 shot but in the game, you need 10-20 shots to kill a player.

2, how are fists stronger than ak 47??

3, the airplanes are insanely huge, you can’t even see it with a 15 scope. Also, even with the parachute the airdrop reaches the ground in seconds so it’s kinda weird to have an airplane that high up and dropping an airdrop on parachute reaching the ground in seconds.

4, how can awm-s bullets penetrate steel helmets but not a pan? Next time, leave the 50 cal Barrett to penetrating metal stuff.

5, bandages are supposed to stop bleeding and not heal you.

6, how can survivrs only carry 20 308 subsonic and carry 90 7.62? They are almost the same size and the same weight.

7, i think that the cowbars should be able to open fridges.

8, bayonets are supposed to do more damage in real life then fists.

Anything else you think that surviv io isn’t equivalent to real life, type it in the comments. Again, this is just for entertainment purposes and don’t tell me that if its like in real life it’s unbalanced.

4 vs 1

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