My said she wanted to be seen in something long and flowing.
So i t pushed her in to the river!
These days everyone seems to be going for progressiveness until it comes to something they really care about.
& hence I don't care 'bout anything.
Don't ever listen to anyone telling you that you can't be something you want to!!.....
Everyone told Beethoven too that he can't be a musician just because he was deaf........
Did He Listen???!!
If you’re ever trying to do something unexpected, don’t steal someone’s abacus. They’ll be counting on that.
Cosmetic surgery used to be something that people would be embarrassed to speak about
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
When Adobe decides to finally end Flash Player, they’ll actually be building something new!
They’ll be breaking newgrounds!
"Do you think that hole is big enough to be called something else?"
"Might as well"
Found on r/AskReddit on question "what is something that seems too good to be true but isn't?"
My girlfriend said it’d really be a nice birthday surprise if I got her something to run around in.
So I bought her a tracksuit.
I need to tell you something, and I'll be frank
And you can be steve.
I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year
So I'm dressing up as a phone battery at 2%
You’re walking down the road and you feel something in your shoe. You take off your shoe and find a smaller shoe inside. What would be the only way to describe that?
Instepcion
Erectile dysfunction is something that needs to be addressed more seriously.
The problem is rising.
Hey, I’ve got to admit something to you guys. I used to be addicted to soap...
But I’m clean now
What do you call a mushroom pretending to be something else?
A decom-POSER!
I learned something inspirational today. You should always try to be happy. Because “sad” spelled backwards is “das”.
And.....das not good.
What's something your car would love to spread on food, but would hate to be stuck in?
Traffic jam.
This sub has been going downhill for a while now and I feel like something needs to be said.
Something
My dad is Irish, whenever you tell him something like "be careful with that powertool" or "don't forget to water the garden" he will respond with..
What do you think I am? Irish
