How do you cook a dramatic steak?
What does Pac-Man like to cook with?
How long does it take to cook naan bread?
What do you cook fries with?
Why don't cannibals cook their food?
They prefer raw men.
(ramen).
Why Did The Cook Want to Become a Writer?
Because he wanted to flip the script!
An hour before 5 in the morning is the best time to cook a sweet potato.
How did they know that Blackbeard's cook was Italian?
Because his only spice was AAARRgano.
One of my friends asked "what's the best way to cook an alligator?"
How does Fozzy the Bear cook his food?
My wife's an abysmal cook. She tried combining corned beef, onions and potatoes...
She made a right hash of it.
I cook my food by myself, wash my dishes by myself, and tidy my house myself.
One can say that I am 'self-maid'
What did the lactose intolerant queen say when the cook served her mac n cheese?
All my crabs were pissed at me after I told them I must cook and eat them...
Whenever I cook, I'm always left with excess herbs.
Guess I just have great Thyme management.
Why do I always cook my deer meat at medium rare instead of medium?
There is so much more flavor that way, It’s really a game changer.
What do you get when a russian black-magician tries to cook canadian food?
You get a ras***poutine***
My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook dinner
So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm
What did the cook say after making stir fry at a playground?
"It was a wok in the park."
When your mom said “Get you a man that can cook”...
She didn’t mean crack or meth, Karen.
I applied for a job as a short order cook...
...but I didn’t get the job. They said I was too tall.
What do you call a class that teaches how to cook and eat people?
What kind of oven doesn't cook food evenly?
I am such an amazing cook...
even the smoke alarm cheers me on!
How do astronauts cook their meals?
What do you call a woman who loves to cook up trouble?
Someone asked me why I use lots of spices whenever I cook
So I said thyme is of the essence
Why wouldn't the Army cook ever serve cake, ice cream or pies?
He was afraid of being charged with dessert-tion.
The farmer decided to cook the meanest cow he had
What did Tim Cook call his camera?
What does a cook from Nothern England say when he leaves?
I was gonna cook some garlic butter mushrooms, you know, spice up a meal
Then I realised, ain’t anybody got thyme for that.
I thought my nephew couldn't cook fish.
Dad? Why do you butter the skillet when you cook pancakes?
My friend Robert was going on and on about how great it is to cook food on a stick.
So I just said, “K, Bob.”
Why can’t you cook wood on the stove?
Because it’s a non-stick pan...
What do you call it when a group of giraffes have a beef kebob cook off?
A high steaks poker tournament
What do you say to a noisy cook?
What do you call a lawyer that cooks?
What does an alligator cook in?
Why don't Japanese cannibals cook their food?
Because they prefer raw men.
What's the best way to cook alligator?
My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook dinner.
So i took the batteries out of the smoke alarm
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