[OC] Guess The Pun #44 - This one's... Stellar v.redd.it/5pdxuuzg4xf41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/monarang
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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I looked at the clock earlier and it read 1:44

That's gross.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AtTheKevIn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Page 44), β€œThe Periodic Table”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/davetell2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Why did the knight send his cavalry of 44 to look for their missing sentry?

he was needed to fortify

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DvorakWarrior
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Apparently, People are 44% less observant than ten years ago.

I read that somewhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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43 out of the 44 U.S. Presidents actually ran for office.

FDR just rolled in there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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When a woman is giving birth, she is literally kidding.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ownworldman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2018
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Dad: How do you leave an idiot in suspense?

Child: how? Dad: I'll tell you later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PL3BSW3G
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2017
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How do you contact a dead Italian?

A luigi board!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punboy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2017
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Every time...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scott_MacGregor
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2015
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My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records.

He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. A stone’s throw away, in fact.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnydarko-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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My wife was texting me about our kid’s behavior today...

https://s15.postimg.cc/ryjmvgj2z/FBB124_EF-_C0_BC-44_D4-_A359-27_F2_A36_F1193.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rarehighfives
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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What is the most disgusting time of day?

1:44, because it’sa gross

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πŸ‘€︎ u/syclopa
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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A Dad Joke for Neurologists

An obligatory comment about this being my first post

My son showed me his watch. The time on the watch was changing sporadically: 5:24, 12:01, 8:39, 1:44, etc. He said, "Look! My watch is having a stroke!" My response, "I don't know about a stroke, I'd say it's more likely a short in its Trisynaptic Circuit."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Excellery
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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My wife and I asked a hotel for a room with a king, queen or double bed...

The clerk apologized and said that the only rooms available had twin beds.

Disappointed, I remarked, "I don't know. We've been sharing the same bed for 44 years."

"Could you possibly put them close together?" my wife asked.

Several people nearby smiled, and someone commented, "How romantic."

My wife finished her request with, "Because if he snores, I want him close enough to be able to elbow him."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2017
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After three years this is still the one joke I'm the most proud of. I got my friend with this one on our road trip to our vacation in Italy.

So this was in the summer of 2011 and at the time this song was a big hit: Medina - You and I. The important part here is the chorus, starting at 0:44.

So in the middle of the song I ask my friend "Do you know what kind of car this singer drives?"
"No idea", she said. To which I replied "A hyu-n-dai."

She almost threw me out of the car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anntike
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2015
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Hit my family while watching jack the giant slayer...

While watching said movie; one of the little people actors popped up on screen spurring a mid movie discussion.

Mom : wasn't he from willow?

Dad: nawh I think he died a few years ago.

Mom: he died young I guess. He was what, 18 in willow?

Me: yeah it's scientifically proven that they live shorter lives.

Then my dad let out the proudest smile I ever saw

Clarification: they're all fine. Warwick davis is alive and well. He is now 44 years old. And I'm 24

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohcrayyy
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Comedian Pete Holmes talks about being a "fun dad"
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