She wanted the task manager
Oh no, my (P + L)(A + N) has been FOILed!
10 + 10 is twenty and 11 + 11 is also twenty two
2 infinity, and beyond!
My 5 year old didnβt get it.
Brother: Babe, we need to eat all the pears, theyβre going to go bad soon.
SIL: but I donβt like pears, you can eat the rest of them...
Brother: I donβt think I can eat the rest of them by myself though...
Me, from another part of the room: well you better pre-pear yourself!
*ugly laughs from the couch
When itβs wrong
- Courtesy of my dad
Cause it lets you speak to Task Manager
"10Q"
You're welcome.
"Why?" "Why intercept me?"
An Al Gore rhythm.
When it is wrong.
My team is looking for a name for our coding golf web app. The idea is to solve a problem in as few characters of code as possible and we need a code-golf pun for the brand name. We will credit the user if we choose their pun, of course.
Happy punning!
While we were watching season 5, when Walt drove his money in a van to the desert to bury it, I said, "Well how is he going to remember where he buried it?" And my boyfriend said, "Easy, it's right beside the van!"
Me: "Did you notice that I touched your boobs last night while you were sleeping? They were nice."
Her: "What? Did they say please and thank you?"
Back in my classical mechanics class, we always used p to denote momentum, and q to denote position. Halfway through a lecture full of brain farts where everyone was accidentally saying and writing "p" when we meant "q" and vice versa, our prof said, "You gotta keep your p's and q's straight! Physicists know what it really means to mind your p's and q's." <<chuckles to himself>>
"She must have a pretty small car."
She wanted the Task Manager.
She wanted the Task Manager.
She wanted to see the task manager.
I just foiled your plan
