The executioner left him hanging.
It was his ex-tradition
Do you think he is sandymental ?
He said “Fine, suit yourself.”
The workers in a thick Japanese accent said DAT SOON
Oh wow! Dig it, man!
My dad turns to me and says, "Oops, Premature Ecapulation."
When in the interrogation room, he told my grandfather
"vee haf vays of making you tock!"
The investigation was known as the "Bueller Report"
After weeks of hard work and dedication, his grades start picking up.
A month passes and the semester is finally over.
He approaches his father and shows him his grades.
The father looks dramatically into his son's eyes and says:
"long time no C".
I told him congraduations
Turns out it was Clique bait.
I said, "you're a groan man! Don't be sheepish--ewe can handle it."
He walked away with a spring in his step.
They called him Stanley Touché
Dammit... gym!
Because he had no body to go with.
He looked surprised.
(My 9yr old nephew just told me that.)
I guess this makes me his carbuncle.
Unable to resist the temptation, Brian goes into the shop. "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."
"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps, goes into the booth and puts on the earphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognized none of those."
"I'm sorry Sir," says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes."
Brian, the world's leading expert on European wasps and the sounds they make, steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it," he says, "I am the worlds leading expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!"
"I really am terribly sorry," says the young assistant, "I've just realised I was playing you the bee side!"
His pride and joey!
"Dyson!"
Him: See ya, Dad!
His Dad: That's spanish for city!
"TURN DOWN, FAWAD".
"They look so little from up here."
Shaking of heads all around with a few nods of approval.
