A list of puns related to "(a,b) Tree"
...That's the problem with my predictive keyboard: it's too easily lead!
A pun that will appeal to chemists and scholars of Latin. A bit niche?
...and as they're cooking him, they decide on how they'll eat him. "I'll start at the head", says Cannibal A, "and you start on the feet." Cannibal B agrees.
They finish cooking the explorer and lay him on a tree stump as a makeshift table and begin to eat. After some time, Cannibal A says to Cannibal B without looking up from his meal, "How you doing down there?"
Cannibal B replies, "I'm havin' a ball!"
Cannibal A exclaims, "Slow down! You're eating too fast!"
Dr. Watson notices a tree with a sign in front of it reading "A." Behind it is a bush with a sign reading "B." Then another tree, but this time the sign says "CD." Then another bush, with "EF." Then a tree with "GH." Then a bush with "IJK." Behind that bush is a charred patch where there had been some kind of explosion. Dr. Watson turns to Sherlock Holmes and asks, "I wonder what used to be here."
Holmes replies, "LMN Tree, Dr. Watson."
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
I grow bonsai trees. Somewhere between 50-70 of them. My Dad was visiting the garden and asked how I watered them. I said I used two hoses, but one of them was Spanish. He asked "How can you tell?" I replied, "Well, there's Hose B and Hose A."
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