What did Kim Jong Un said when he was not feeling well?

Kim Jong ill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benboga08
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was peckoned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplexxe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2022
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An English cat named ABC challenges a French cat named 123 to a swim across the English Channel, from the UK to France. They both swim hard, but only the English cat makes it. What happened to the other cat?

Well, un deux trois quatre cinq.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourOverLordisME
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2022
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You should never make jokes about pears.

They would simply be un-pear-able.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Upvoter_NeverDie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2022
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My grandma makes blankets using a loom. She crafted the latest one so well that it'll never fray or fall apart!

It's un-de-weave-able!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBuccaneer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2017
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To commemorate the opening of the Channel Tunnel, two boats were raced from France and England respectively.

Tunnel boring is kind of ... well, boring ... so the Eurotunnel publicity people thought it would be neat to show something on the surface when the tunnel opened. Because of the way the dual channel 'Chunnel' was excavated, with the tunnels meeting each other half-way, it was decided that two twin-hull ships should cross each other over the channel waters (one starting from Dover called "One Two Three - Go!" and once starting from Calais called "Un Duex Trois - Alles!").

The idea was for them to pass each other and set off confetti and so on for publicity reasons. Unfortunately the weather on the channel was so inclement to the catamarans that the Un Deux Trois cat' sank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ramiel01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2022
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What kind of table is most likely to fall over?

An uns table. (Just made that up)

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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β€œJust say no to drugs!”

Well if I’m talking to drugs, I’ve probably already said yes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoldaHolda
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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What is the difference of a dog and a can of baked beans?

Well you see, the resemblance is un-canny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Backthrasher
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Making the bed with my wife

Me: "Is this pillowcase inside out? What are these raised edges?"

Her: "No, those are decorative, not seams. Well, they're seams too. But they're not un-seam-ly."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemthenga
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2017
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Got a few of my fellow employees

Well I wait tables in a local restaurant, while opening one morning the the un-sweet tea dispenser was not working. The dishwasher was able to fix it and brought it back out to the drink station. I then thanked him by saying "Unsweet, thanks!" The entire back of house face palmed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DamnProudpsk
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2014
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