29 Hilarious ₩uno Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

How would Uno be used if it was a verb?

Come on! You know it!

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👤︎ u/Blommebly98

📅︎ Feb 28 2021

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A Mexican magician told his audience he would disappear on the count of three. He says “Uno...Dos...” *POOF*

...he disappeared without a Très

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👤︎ u/ExcentricaGallumbits

📅︎ Feb 24 2021

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So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”

And then he vanished, without a tres.

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👤︎ u/cookiesncream6969

📅︎ Nov 14 2020

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I was playing uno with rick astley,i had a wild draw four,so i said

uno the rules,its time to die

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👤︎ u/BreadditReddit

📅︎ Sep 22 2020

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My 7yo just pulled an UNO reverse dad joke on me.

Homework time.. complaining, I don’t wanna, etc.

Me: Nicky, I’m getting upset.

Nicky: Well, hello, Getting Upset, I’m Nicky.

Then he dabbed and walked away. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this.

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👤︎ u/AirCatcher

📅︎ Feb 13 2020

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A magician stood in front of a crowd and claimed that he could disappear. He counted, “Uno..dos..” and was suddenly gone.

He disappeared without a tres.

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👤︎ u/LeopardusMaximus

📅︎ Mar 30 2020

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When you have one card left in UNO

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👤︎ u/FelixDeFan

📅︎ Jul 10 2020

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Uno, Dos ....

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👤︎ u/theeyeofevil

📅︎ Sep 18 2019

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There was a Mexican magician who said "I will disappear on the count of 3"! The crowd was silent. He began to count. "Uno... Dos...

and the magician disappeared, with out a trace.

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👤︎ u/NYRion7

📅︎ Apr 05 2020

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I was talking to my fiancé about the card game Uno today

She told me it means nothing to her.

I told her it meant one.

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👤︎ u/JesusWasAnOkayDude

📅︎ Jan 14 2020

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I like to count in Spanish if uno what I mean

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👤︎ u/bacon_247

📅︎ Aug 15 2018

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Why couldn’t Uno visit his friend Ocho?

About halfway there, he was arrested for trespassing

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👤︎ u/onejdc

📅︎ Jun 13 2018

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A Hispanic magicians walks up and says that he's going to perform a magic trick he then shouts "Uno Dos" and then disappears without a tres

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👤︎ u/afterburners_engaged

📅︎ Apr 14 2018

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They made a game about the number one in Spanish called uno

It's the number one game

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👤︎ u/Dasbear_Reinhardt

📅︎ Nov 21 2018

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So my family was playing Uno...

My mom, little brother and his friends were playing Uno...

Dad comes in:

I played Uno...

ONCE.

Family: sarcastic laughter commences

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👤︎ u/ANXiiETY

📅︎ Jul 20 2014

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A Spanish-speaking magician announced that would disappear on the count of three. "Uno...dos...." POOF!

He disappeared without a tres.

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👤︎ u/jfshay

📅︎ Nov 21 2020

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A Spanish-speaking magician announced that he would disappear on the count of three. "Uno...dos..." POOF!!

He disappeared without a tres.

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👤︎ u/jfshay

📅︎ Sep 21 2020

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A Mexican magician said that he could disappear on the count of three. He started "unos, dos.."

But then he disappeared without a tres...

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut

📅︎ Apr 27 2020

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A Mexican magician told his audience that he would vanish on the count of 3. Uno, dos and he disappeared without a tres...

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👤︎ u/Mattasaurusrrex

📅︎ May 21 2019

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A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says “Uno, dos,” *poof*

...he disappeared without a tres

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👤︎ u/TroyMcClure8184

📅︎ Feb 09 2019

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A Spanish magician was preforming a magic trick he counted to three in Spanish uno dos and he was gone without a tres

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👤︎ u/benjernon

📅︎ Jul 10 2019

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There was a Mexican magician. He said he was gonna disappear at the count of 3. He goes “uno, dos... poof!”

He disappeared without a tres.

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👤︎ u/carabez1228

📅︎ Jul 03 2019

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A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos, ..." *POOF!*

He disappeared without a tres.

(I'll see myself out)

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👤︎ u/v_cleaner

📅︎ Sep 08 2015

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A Mexican magician was doing a magic show, he said "uno, dos...

And he disappeared without a tres

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👤︎ u/TheJapanPeople

📅︎ Jun 21 2018

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A Mexican magician says he will disappear at the count of three. He starts, “ Uno! dos!...”

and then presto he vanished without a tres!

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👤︎ u/MapReston

📅︎ Feb 08 2019

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There was a magician that said he could disappear in seconds. He started to count, "Uno, dos..." and then he was gone.

He disappeared without a tres.

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👤︎ u/redisthecoolestcolor

📅︎ Aug 13 2018

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A Spanish magician says he can make himself disappear. He counted uno, dos... and poof!

He was gone without a tres.

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👤︎ u/SnoopFrawgyFrawg

📅︎ Jun 20 2018

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A Mexican magician said he would disappear at the count of three. He said "Uno...dos...."

Then he disappeared without a tres.

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👤︎ u/Supergoose1108

📅︎ May 07 2017

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"Uno" is Spanish for "one".

The more uno.

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👤︎ u/Erdl_

📅︎ Jan 03 2016

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