You Win Puns

A list of puns related to "You Win"

You can always win a fight with a tree.

They're all bark and no bite.

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👤︎ u/smithsea2
📅︎ Jul 05 2020
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You win this round cheese
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👤︎ u/anonistoner420
📅︎ Apr 29 2020
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What do you call a group of chess players talking about their wins in the lobby of their hotel?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

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👤︎ u/HairBrainedProjects
📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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What do you win in a contest for doing absolutely nothing?

Atrophy

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👤︎ u/RegularGuyWithABeard
📅︎ Feb 25 2020
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What happens when you win a 1000 grammy's?

You get a kilogrammy.

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👤︎ u/rxTIMOxr
📅︎ Feb 01 2020
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Ok you win this round
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👤︎ u/thisismyusernamether
📅︎ Oct 05 2018
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You don’t have to be great to win a Nobel Prize.

You just have to be Goodenough!

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👤︎ u/rajuvrma
📅︎ Oct 09 2019
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Her: What do you do? Me: I race cars. Her: Do you win many races?

Me: No, the cars are much faster.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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What would you call a guy who places more bets than you... And always wins...?

Better... I guess...

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👤︎ u/evamPUNdit
📅︎ Feb 17 2019
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What do you call a psychic that wins the lottery?

A happy medium

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👤︎ u/JasonTie
📅︎ May 18 2019
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What do you call it when the Italian mafia bribes the judges of the Tony awards so they can control who wins?

Rigatoni.

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👤︎ u/TheLastJoe
📅︎ Mar 10 2019
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You’ll never win a race with a cheetah...

Because they are all cheatas.

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👤︎ u/Soulfrk
📅︎ May 11 2019
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What do they call you if you win the lottery in Rio de Janeiro?

A brazilionaire!

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👤︎ u/FrogusTheDogus
📅︎ Mar 30 2019
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If you think pissing on the dice will help you win craps...

Urine luck

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👤︎ u/siKing
📅︎ Jan 16 2019
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Ken, a master martial artist, was worried about winning his next fight. He asked his friend Ryu, "Do you think I can win this fight?" Ryu confidently responded:

"Shoryuken!"

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👤︎ u/TheOtherAvaz
📅︎ Oct 16 2018
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What do you call it when a prisoners wins a trophy in his cell?

A-ward

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👤︎ u/D3adM3m3s
📅︎ Aug 30 2017
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Even if you win a Luge event, you're still a Luger.
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👤︎ u/drunk98
📅︎ Feb 12 2018
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"You win this round Satan"

Said the carnival man as he handed me an inflatable ball with a devil on it.

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👤︎ u/hann1980
📅︎ Mar 29 2018
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I think the thing is with Rugby is that if you don't win, you just need to try and try again.
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👤︎ u/padadonan
📅︎ Nov 18 2017
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What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show?

A cat has trophy.

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👤︎ u/vibrate
📅︎ Feb 19 2015
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I was trying to be edgy on facebook. you win dad.

http://i.imgur.com/qdYoTAk.png

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👤︎ u/capnfappin
📅︎ Feb 02 2017
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So Dad, who do you want to win in the Colts vs. Broncos game?

Doesn't matter to me, son. I don't have a horse in the race.

GROAN

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👤︎ u/sloppy_wade
📅︎ Jan 11 2015
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Dad, how did you know American Pharoah was going to win the Triple Crown?

I studied the Gallup Polls

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👤︎ u/whiplash1911
📅︎ Jun 08 2015
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What do you call a TV award an Italian mobster cheated to win?

Rigatoni

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👤︎ u/lowkir
📅︎ Mar 19 2015
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What do you call a group of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

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👤︎ u/b62316
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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👤︎ u/dohpaz42
📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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What do you call it when the Italian mafia bribes the judges of the Tony awards so they can control who wins?

Rigatoni.

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👤︎ u/TheLastJoe
📅︎ Mar 10 2019
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