You And Yours Puns

(This is my No-L greeting.)

After all, it is Sunday, too.

So as a young child, i had heard through the grape vine that a boy in my class liked me.

Me to my dad: "I like him but he's too short."

My Dad: "Well, better short than not a tall. (Read to sound like "At all") oh dad, you and your puns.

Kurt ‘n Rod

That’s a moray

is two damn high!

If you answered “C”, you should really stop that. It’s gross to pick your nose.

You can hear exactly what it’s like to be attacked by a squirrel.

It's a site for sore eyes

It means they're preparing for a wurst käse scenario.

Hopefully the brakes

The man replies "Officer, your eyes are looking a little glazed. Have you been eating donuts?"

The bartender, after having owned the bar for 20+ years, tells the customer, "I've seen some crazy things go on in this bar and in this town. I don't think you can do it. You're on."

The customer reaches in his pocket, and pulls out a man who stands 10" tall. He tells the bartender, "watch this." Then tells the little man, "how about beethoven's 5th?"

The small man goes to the piano, climbs onto the stool, and plays beethoven's 5th symphony flawlessly.

With his mind properly blown, the bartender slides his customer a beer.

An hour later, the same customer challenges the tender to the same bet, who again, obliges.

The customer pulls a genie lamp from another pocket and tells the owner, "this genie has no limits. Make a wish."

In disbelief, he says, "alright, I wish I had a million bucks."

The bar immediately fills with white-feathered birds.

"I WISHED FOR BUCKS, NOT DUCKS!!"

The customer replied, "when was the last time you wished you had a 10 inch pianist in your pants?

They're always looking for people.

The Canadian replied gleefully, "Oh! You must be what they call a doctor!"

Mostly because, like my family, y'all don't laugh at my jokes either.

Matt

Then it's a soap opera.

T-Rex: "Hmph!"

Pay him immediately.

you're looking in Alderaan places.

Stupid firemen

Sycamore

A really big cricket

A Zom-BEE!!!

You're giving them a "Too Weak" notice

Now you need a toe

A garbage truck!!! Sorry, I know this one stinks. Total trash.

Would you be a Paul-bearer?

Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years!

Do I Keep The Letters?

Eur-o-pean!

But, you can halve your cake and eat it two.

That bear’s repeating.

Crumpes

Curt and Rod

She said “yeah because it NOSE it’s there”

Coincidental.