A big zero birthday for my wife this year. I made her this card.
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👤︎ u/cwwspurs
📅︎ Aug 27 2020
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All my years of adding zeroes have amounted to nothing.
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Mitsubishi

A few years ago, I bought my first car. A Mitsubishi. I didn't have much money, so I was glad the dealership worked with my. I was so excited I went to see my grandfather. I said, "Grandpa, I got a Mitsubishi, zero down!"

He looked at me and said, "When I was your age, I also got a Mitsubishi Zero down."

from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApOfbxpL4Dg&lc=Ugw87PmwOat4WPlRvQR4AaABAg

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👤︎ u/tfowler11
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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My fab dad joke tonight...at least I thought it was funny!

My 10 year old son says "one half + one half is on whole."

I say "And one hole is zero, because there is nothing in it!"

(Holding my hands on the shape of a zero)

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