A big zero birthday for my wife this year. I made her this card.
All my years of adding zeroes have amounted to nothing.
Mitsubishi
A few years ago, I bought my first car. A Mitsubishi. I didn't have much money, so I was glad the dealership worked with my. I was so excited I went to see my grandfather. I said, "Grandpa, I got a Mitsubishi, zero down!"
He looked at me and said, "When I was your age, I also got a Mitsubishi Zero down."
from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApOfbxpL4Dg&lc=Ugw87PmwOat4WPlRvQR4AaABAg
My fab dad joke tonight...at least I thought it was funny!
My 10 year old son says "one half + one half is on whole."
I say "And one hole is zero, because there is nothing in it!"
(Holding my hands on the shape of a zero)
