Hope you are WW2 aviation fans...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PatriotASR
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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What's the German WW2 pilot's favourite dessert?

Luftwaffle.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I was trying to convince everyone on a WW2 subreddit that I was French.

Finally I gave up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I never knew that Peter Sellers was a tank driver for Germany during WW2.

Apparently, it was a pink panzer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wsupton
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.

Still to this day holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.

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What did the Germans say when they lost WW2?

I did Nazi that coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Br_u_u_u_ce
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Why did Italy surrender in WW2?

Because Italics aren't bold

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midget_messiah
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Don't you think Germany is annoying during WW2?

I mean, they are quite in-FΓΌhrer-ating

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jagzon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Puns of WW2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FarPrince
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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WW2 (Colorized)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Papatheredeemer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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I have a bunch of French WW2 guns for sale

They've never been fired and only dropped once

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dtobin95
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Thank you all WW2 Vets!

Those injured pets will be forever grateful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yours_untruly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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My grandfather was his army battalion's mime during WW2.

He doesn't like to talk about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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when two german agent walks into the pub in London during WW2

, and one of them said to the waiter:

- Two martini please.

The waiter:

- Dry?

- Nein! Zwei!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adromawan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Why did Russia agree to a peace treaty with Germany right before ww2?

Their leader was Stalin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Enderman5059
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2016
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TIL During WW2, The Allies targeted the ball bearing factory in Germany where the Nazis made all of the bearings for the war.

They were trying to get the Nazi war machine to grind to a halt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sgpbabs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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On this day in 1944 the smallest soldier in WW2 was captured by the Allies.

He was caught sleeping on his watch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H20ape
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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My grandad lost his tongue in WW2

He doesn’t talk about it much though...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aunty_frank
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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My arch enemy pointed at my T-shirt which read "Never forget WW2" and said "I bet you're so stupid you don't even know what the second W stands for".

I stared dead at them, pointed, and said "This means War!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbitel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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I watched a documentary on how they made fighter planes in ww2 it was riveting!

I hope this joke generates lift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/USAneedsAJohnson
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2017
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WW2 vets. Did you continue treating animals after the war or go back to your day jobs?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/feckthis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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Why did Hitler lose WW2?

He did Nazi it coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rlchv70
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2017
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Did you hear what happened to the British rug sales during WW2

They were all carpet bombed. Since then there's been a blanket ban on them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KiraxHS
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2016
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I can't wait for the new Veggietales movie. I hear it covers WW2 including Canadian Bacon, French Bread, Spanish Wine, American Roasts, British Root Veggies, and Nazi Sausages.

I'm not saying I'll watch it. But there's been wurst casting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaughtInthePocket
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2015
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WW2 vet grandpa jokes (xpost IAmA)

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/3cudy0/iama_95_yr_old_ww2_vet_43rd_navy_construction/csz6dyc?context=1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/batrick
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2015
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My grandpa was responsible for downing 43 German planes in WW2.

To this day he still holds the record as the worst mechanic in the Luftwaffe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katskratched
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.

Still to this day holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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I spent all day yesterday trying to convince people on a WW2 subreddit that I was French.

Finally I gave up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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