My dog used to bark Bow-Wow! Older now, he goes AARP-AARP!
My wife beamed at me with pride and said "Wow, I never thought our son would go that far!"
I said, "This trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter."
Wow hi I've met my people on this subreddit
Wow! A ship that is 269 meters long in 1911?
I ran into my nephew yesterday and said, “Wow! You must have grown a foot since I saw you last.”
He said, “Nope. Still have two.”
Wow never thought I'd get this far
Wow, I can’t believe I didn’t know this sub existed. I gotta say, I am a HUGE FAN!
My wife said these cows are having a threesome. I said, "Wow! A moo-nage a trois!"
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”
Wow. Today in med school I found out bad stuff is generated by one's hips...
The first day of flying class, I looked down nervously and asked my instructor, “Wow! What are all these buttons for?”
He said, “They are used to keep your shirt closed.”
Wow, the punchline was pretty shocking
Wow, it’s only today?
It totally feels like tomorrow.
Oh wow!
Just noticed I’ve never had an epiphany.
oh wow i never saw this coming
I got home from work and sat down for dinner with my parents. "Wow, haddock for dinner?"
Dad responds "So I take it you haddock-good day?"
(Note: This actually happened today.)
When I told my new girlfriend that I want to be a millionaire like my dad, she gasped, “Wow, your dad’s a millionaire!?” I replied...
“No, but he wants to be!"
Wow, that was a huge Tornado
My sister: Wow dad, you smell good
Dad: I know, it’s because I use both of my nostrils
My best friend made me some cookies the other day. "Wow, did you make them yourself?"
"Yeah," He responded
"They're Homie made."
My English book has puns. Wow.
Wow that pen is so attractive.
Wow, how formal. Transformer..
I was talking to a friend the other day, he said to me "wow it must be nice to have big hands"
"Yeah, it comes in handy" I replied.
Wow I was a wreck last night -- t-shirt under sweat clothes, under two cotton sheets, under a polypropylene comforter, and a quilt on top of that! I could NOT get warm!
I can't imagine how miserable I'd be if I didn't have that can of Pringles in the cupboard....
Nurse: Wow, that cut looks pretty bad...want me to stitch it up for you?
Me: No, thanks.
Nurse: Fine. Suture self...
Wow i have to take onenote from that guy, made me laugh so bad i had to go to the DOC
My wife looked at me beaming with pride and said, “Wow! I never thought our son could go so far!”
I said, “I know. This trebuchet is amazing. Go get our daughter.”
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?
"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can i get you?"
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?
"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"
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