Worsens Puns

I thought I was supposed to get my adult supervision by now! :-(

So I went to the drug store and bought him the best Axe Scent money can buy!

I remember years ago when in my remote town in Alaska there were 10 men stuck underground. I don't recall the circumstances that got them into this situation but it was clear that if they didn't get out soon they weren't going to make it.

All of our local rescue and public services were unable to get them out and they were running out of time. With only 18 hours remaining they sent for the only expert who could help, a rescue operations legend Mr. Puh. If he could get a plane into town it could make all the difference.

I remember gathering around the radio, biting our nails, as weather conditions worsened and threatened the planes journey.

I don't remember how long I stayed awake that night, but I will never forget the words I heard when I turned the radio on in the morning: "Puh not in, ten dead."

So I thought I’d distract her with the story of the two Italian wheat farmers who would fight over their crops shouting, “That’s a my grain!” Her headache worsened.