A list of puns related to "Win16"
Everything is in the title, i'm searching an HTTPS-compatible browser for windows 3.1/NT 3.1/NT 3.5 (NT 3.51 has firefox 1.5)
from what i know, the last web browser for 3.1 was opera 3.62, but i'm not sure
Win3mu is being developed to run Win3x games on modern Windows operating systems without relying on virtual machines.
What advantages does it offer over DOSBox or WINE? How do Win16 ports of DOS games compare? How could a digital retail platform like GOG benefit?
Name some quirky, fun, odd, hilarious games or applications - or just some that give you that feeling of nostalgia.
We have a few windows 2016 hosts (FX2s) clustered, runnning SQL 2016, and using Windows NIC Teaming to a pair of Nexus 9ks.
The severs are 16G fibre backends to the SAN on dedicated oob 9k fibre switches
When we run heavy SQL IO operations on the nodes, they are getting disconnects on the network IO according to the SQL logs, and this is causing cluster shuffle.
We tried with both CSV and non-CSV disks and experianced the same issue.
Windows Setup:
Team 10G NIC 1 and 10G NIC 2
LACP Timer: Fast (windows default)
Method: MAC ADDRESS
MTU: 9000
One virtual team per vLAN: 100 - LAN 200 - Private Heartbeat 210 - Private Heartbeat 220 - Private CSV Communication
Nexus vPC Setup example:
int po 531
desc SQL Node 1
switchport mode trunk
spanning-tree port type edge trunk
mtu 912
vpc 531
int e1/53/1
desc SQL Node 1 NIC 1
lacp rate fast
switchport mode trunk
spanning-tree port type edge trunk
mtu 9126
channel-group 531 mode active
This setup works well when testing as follows:
Allows full 20Gb/s throughput, both inbound and outbound.
Unplugging a link drops to 10Gb/s with no dropped traffic/pings in application.
Plugging a link back in to the port returns to 20Gb/s in/out within 10 to 15 seconds.
However when the SQL servers run reindexing jobs, which are a fairly heavy load, we are getting errors that the operation failed due to a TCP/IP error, the network name isn't reachable, and the nodes are moving to a new host.
We have also run this test after removing one nic on each system to eliminate the teaming and it still fails.
When we tried removing the vPC config and changing windows to use switch independant teaming and did not get this failure.
What coule be the cause of the issue we might be able to addrsss in the vPC setup?
We would prefer to use the vPC to have the full agregate bandwidth inbound and outbound if possible.
Thanks for any help on this!
Hi I just played with Ami Pro 3.1 in Wine and hit 2 bugs. The first is during install and results in a message box " not enough disk space ". Working around this by installing using windows 3.1/dosbox and copying to a clean WINEARCH=win32 prefix with version set to windows 3.1. The application starts but enter a standard crash.
Is there still interest in fixing / improving win16 support? Should I debug and open bug reports? I found a bunch of other win16 apps I also could try if there is interest.
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Itโs pronounced โNoel.โ
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
I bought the game on Amazon Japan (it's called ใจใดใกใจๆๅฟซใชไปฒ้ใใก ่ฑ่กฃ่ฃๅฎ่จ็ป, or Eva and good friends stripping instrumentality project) and when putting it into my Windows XP and pressing the setup button, I get an error that says ไธๆญฃใชCDใงใ, which might mean "fraudulent CD." I'm not sure if it's just that my disk is bad or if there's something wrong with my computer. I ran compatibility mode on the setup and it doesn't seem to be working regardless of which OS I try to run. I've also had other Japanese games I've played on this computer, so the language probably isn't an issue. The game itself doesn't seem to have a .exe file to run the game itself as opposed to the startup, which is weird. Any suggestions?
Edit: I ran a virtual machine with Windows 98SE on it and launched the application, as per u/Bison256's suggestion. Everything boots up the way I was expecting to except for Japanese text not rendering, but that's an easy fix. I'm surprised that this game refuses to run on XP unlike the other Japanese 9X era games I own, but what can I do.
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! ๐ Thank you for the awards.
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