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Island.
It makes him disoriented.
I think that's called an ad homonym attack.
It keeps giving me mixed results.
Every time she does my dad dumps a bunch on the table and says "oh no I've peed on the table!"
Husband: "Are you going to finish your peas?"
Me: "No, they're mushy. Eugh. Fine. I'll eat them."
Husband: "Thank you for giving peas a chance"
“I’ve done it! I’ve accomplished whirled peas!”
Some people just want to watch the whirled burn.
It's called 'I'm a Bar Bee Grill in a Bar Bee Whirl'
#FirstWhirledProblems
They all keep talking about watching a whirled cup
When cleaning up after dinner I'm putting the peas in a container and I hear:
Dad: You know what? You should put those in a blender. Me: Why? Dad: Because then we'd have a solution for whirled peas...
