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Whirls Puns

A list of puns related to "Whirls"

cycle, gyration, reel, revolution, rotation, run, spin, trundling, turn, twirl, undulation, whirl

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👤︎ u/mustdashgaming
📅︎ Sep 29 2019
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So I was given the ability to fly the other day, decided to give it a whirl over the pacific. Little did I know how tired I was getting but just in the knick of time I saw a remote location that looked deserted off the coast, so what do I do?

Island.

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👤︎ u/Snaaaaaaaaaake
📅︎ Jan 19 2017
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So, I was debating this guy about world peace, and he argued that whirled peas sound disgusting!

I think that's called an ad homonym attack.

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👤︎ u/TheAnagramancer
📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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What do you get with surprise peas?

Wet legs

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👤︎ u/hanumanjizzfest
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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Just found it
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👤︎ u/Craftmine101
📅︎ Apr 18 2019
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Finally achieved world peas
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👤︎ u/smaxx21
📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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I can't tell if I like this blender

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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👤︎ u/drawsprocket
📅︎ Dec 23 2016
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Do I even need a caption for this one? 🤔
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👤︎ u/VioletteRose29
📅︎ Aug 01 2018
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My mom refuses to make peas anymore with dinner

Every time she does my dad dumps a bunch on the table and says "oh no I've peed on the table!"

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👤︎ u/beatsdropheavy
📅︎ Jun 17 2015
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My husband got me with something so groanworthy that it physically hurt.

Husband: "Are you going to finish your peas?"

Me: "No, they're mushy. Eugh. Fine. I'll eat them."

Husband: "Thank you for giving peas a chance"

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👤︎ u/jadebear
📅︎ Sep 19 2015
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While blending home cooked baby food for my 5 month old this morning I turned to my wife and said,

“I’ve done it! I’ve accomplished whirled peas!”

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👤︎ u/YeahChristopher
📅︎ Mar 17 2019
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Why did the mad scientist deliberately create a huge fire tornado?

Some people just want to watch the whirled burn.

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👤︎ u/Bow_To_Your_Sensei
📅︎ Feb 11 2017
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A grill owned by a bee from a local bar was surrounded by a swarm of other bees who also frequented the bar The grill later released a single about that moment

It's called 'I'm a Bar Bee Grill in a Bar Bee Whirl'

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👤︎ u/Rannak
📅︎ May 16 2018
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My brother spun me so fast on the merry-go-round I got too dizzy to return the favour

#FirstWhirledProblems

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👤︎ u/The_Possum
📅︎ Sep 21 2018
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Why is everyone so obsessed with tie dye mugs recently?

They all keep talking about watching a whirled cup

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👤︎ u/IchWillRingen
📅︎ Jun 20 2018
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And dad does it again

When cleaning up after dinner I'm putting the peas in a container and I hear:

Dad: You know what? You should put those in a blender. Me: Why? Dad: Because then we'd have a solution for whirled peas...

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👤︎ u/brandmaster
📅︎ Jun 23 2014
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