What if Iron man and Silver surfer teamed up?

They would be alloys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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What is green and fuzzy and if it falls out a tree it'll kill you?

A pool table.

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πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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If Chewie is short for Chewbacca, and Ben is short for Obi Wan, what is Luke short for?

A Storm Trooper!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MissKit87
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mosesjtorres
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside?

K9P

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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If a one L Lama is a holy man and a 2 L Llama is a beast of burden, what is a three L Llama?

A big fire in Boston.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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So, if Ani is short for Anikan, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan, and Fives is short for CT-27-5555, and Artoo is short for R2D2, and Chewy is short for Chewbacca, what is Luke short for?

A Stormtrooper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FredDerfman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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What happens if you miss the toilet while trying to take a pee?

Urine trouble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aksurah
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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What would I have if I wrapped ice cream in a tortilla?

a Brrrrr-ito

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ramboton
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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Baby Roach: β€œPapa, what happens if the humans spray us with Raid?”

Papa Roach: β€œSuffocation. No breathing.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunPeach0
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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So what if I can't spell apocalipse"?

It's not like it's the end of the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Enrage
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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What do you do if an elephant doesn’t fit in your car?

You pop the trunk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jpaylay42016
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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What would happen if the USA switched from Pounds to Kilograms?

There would be mass confusion

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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What kind if vegetable makes you sad?

Despairagus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOtherBrownEye
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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What would George Strait sing if he'd be an office worker?

All my Excels live in XLSX!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IvanIVGrozny
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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If Kai was a flower, what would he be?

Orchid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flybit-h
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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If you are unique what does that make me?

Menique

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdolsa
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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If you’re Russian to the bathroom, Finnish when you leave, what are you while you are in?

European

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhsorrybro
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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If 1+1=2 and 2+0=2, what does Train+Whistle equal?

Two too!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silverjaydog
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she was still alive today?

Probably scratching the inside of her coffin.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/almac2242
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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I asked my wife, if there's anything she regrets in our marriage. Do you know what she said?

I do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mutteri100
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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My 9 year old told me this: What happens if you party to hard on May the Fourth?

>! Revenge of the Fifth!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BockBock2000
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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What do houses eat if their breath stinks?

Apartments

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spicoli0525
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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What happens if you put your hand in the blender?

You get a handshake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lil_biggyeeeet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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If Mississippi wore a New Jersey, what did Delaware?

Idaho

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kylejay915
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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If a woman sleeps with 10 men that means she's a slut. But what does that make a man if he does it?

Gay. Very gay

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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What should you do if your omelette starts floating?

Call an egg-sorcist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChequredWolf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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A local themed Grandad joke from the northeast of England: If you walk to Walker and bike to Byker, what do you do at Wallsend?

You fall off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwrk92
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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From r/askreddit's thread "If your sex life was a country, what country would it be and why?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/acerthorn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What do you think would be different if men peed from their balls instead of their penis?

For starters, peanuts wouldn't have been named peanuts

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πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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What do you get if you cross a dog with a vegetable?

Collie-flour!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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If the stork is the burd that brings babies, what is the bird that prevents babies ?

The Swallow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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What will you call it if an immigrant starts arguing with a priest?

Alien Vs Predator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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What should you do if your nose goes on strike?

Picket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TKCZBW_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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What do you get if you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros

Elephino

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tatorpig
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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What should you do if there's a sink knocking on your door?

Let that sink in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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So what if I don't know what "Armageddon" means?

It's not the end of the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theskyguyuk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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I never thought about what to do with a telescope if I got one.

I guess I should look into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/franz-hanz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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What do you get if you cross elephant dung and a pygmy?

A little shit about 3 ft. tall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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What do you get if you put a chicken strip in a small fridge?

A mini bar tender!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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What would the Property Brothers show be called if they were alien skeletons?

E.T. Bone Home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/static612
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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what would James Bond have if he were a shopkeeper

A license to Till

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sonicblue06
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims, of course!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lodiman77
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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What happens to you if you pee on the floor?

Urine trouble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aksurah
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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If April showers bring May flowers, What do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/savagecheefer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noodlesvonsoup
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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If you’re Russian when you go in the washroom and you’re Finnish when you come out, what are you when you’re in there?

European!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sdrawkcabsecnad
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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