What if Iron man and Silver surfer teamed up?
What is green and fuzzy and if it falls out a tree it'll kill you?
What would you call Ariana Grande if she were taller?
If Chewie is short for Chewbacca, and Ben is short for Obi Wan, what is Luke short for?
If Korean pop is called K-pop, what Chinese rap called?
If I have $120 in one pocket, and $180 in the other pocket what do I have?
You’re doomed if you don’t know what “suffix” means
It really is the end of the word
If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside?
So, if Ani is short for Anikan, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan, and Fives is short for CT-27-5555, and Artoo is short for R2D2, and Chewy is short for Chewbacca, what is Luke short for?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
If a one L Lama is a holy man and a 2 L Llama is a beast of burden, what is a three L Llama?
What happens if you miss the toilet while trying to take a pee?
If dad’s Russian in the kitchen, what is he in the bedroom?
What would the Mario Bros. artstyle be called if they where from England?
So what if I can't spell apocalipse"?
It's not like it's the end of the world.
What would I have if I wrapped ice cream in a tortilla?
What would happen if the USA switched from Pounds to Kilograms?
There would be mass confusion
Baby Roach: “Papa, what happens if the humans spray us with Raid?”
Papa Roach: “Suffocation. No breathing.”
What if Harry Potter actually stabbed Voldemort in the end?
Would he be known as The Boy Who Shiv'ed?
What do you do if an elephant doesn’t fit in your car?
What do you get if you cross a protein with a Russian President?
What kind if vegetable makes you sad?
What would George Strait sing if he'd be an office worker?
All my Excels live in XLSX!
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?
Elephino (hell if I know)
If Kai was a flower, what would he be?
What happens if you eat bad salmon?
What do you call Cyclops if he transitioned?
An eX-Man
Hope I don't get banned but I approved the joke with my friends.
What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she was still alive today?
Probably scratching the inside of her coffin.....
If you’re Russian to the bathroom, Finnish when you leave, what are you while you are in?
If you are unique what does that make me?
If 1+1=2 and 2+0=2, what does Train+Whistle equal?
What would Juliet's lover be named if he was gay?
What happens if you put your hand in the blender?
I asked my wife, if there's anything she regrets in our marriage. Do you know what she said?
My 9 year old told me this: What happens if you party to hard on May the Fourth?
>! Revenge of the Fifth!<
What would Michael Jackson be called if he was in HeMan.
What do houses eat if their breath stinks?
What should you do if your omelette starts floating?
If a woman sleeps with 10 men that means she's a slut. But what does that make a man if he does it?
From r/askreddit's thread "If your sex life was a country, what country would it be and why?"
If Mississippi wore a New Jersey, what did Delaware?
A local themed Grandad joke from the northeast of England: If you walk to Walker and bike to Byker, what do you do at Wallsend?
What do you think would be different if men peed from their balls instead of their penis?
For starters, peanuts wouldn't have been named peanuts
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
What happens to you if you pee on the floor?
If April showers bring May flowers, What do May flowers bring?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
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