Why do Russian airline pilots wear wet suits when they fly?

Because zey be flying in the Jetski's.

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Dad jokes for Canadians

What do you call a man from Montreal wearing a plaid suit? > >>!A checkered Quebecker!!<

What do call a Calgarian with a water pistol? > >>!A squitin' Albertan!!<

What do you get when you drown a Vancouverite in the ocean? > >>!A wet ghost from the West Coast!!<

What do you call a silly Newfoundlander? > >>!A goofy Newfie!!<

What do you call a blond-haired, blue-eyed guy from Sudbury? > >>!An Aryan Ontarian!!<

These all suck and I'm sorry.

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