My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.credits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ariesconfusion
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Sorry guys I'm a little horse!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demtech417
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What did the cannibal say at the last supper?

Pass the bread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomsriversmith
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I just texted my dad because I found a spider web in my computer

He said "Good, then your software will be bug free."

Bonus pic of said web. I'm open to advice on how to deal with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oOWildWeaselOo
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Spin Puns for a web service.

We are working on a new web service where users can "spin up" new instances of a specific technology. Similar to this: http://trydrupal8.com/

We are looking for ideas on funny call to actions on the pages header. We have the following so far:

Spin me up Scotty Spin me up before you go go

I figured I would put this out there to the reddit community to see what we could come up with... :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/direct151
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Spider joke found on Imgur.

My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it.

We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer.


Sorry if this is a repeat, I'd never seen it on here.

Here's the image I came across.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pinklavalamp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2017
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Certain line from The Amazing Spider-Man 2

Harry Osborne: "It's been 10 years. What have you been up to?"

Peter Parker: "I do some web design"

Made me laugh quite a bit. Can't remember if it was in the film or not, but here it is in the trailer.

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