Saw this European Union ad on Twitter
Yesterday I saw a Rolex ad
I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD.
The ad said “Free Violin”...
But there were strings attached.
Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume knob stuck on full."
I thought, "I can't turn that down."
I broke two queen CDs earlier...
...now i want to break free
I’m reading a book about WD-40.
The ad said the Hulk is coming to town.
I read it on the Bruce Banner.
Let's get this game kracken and dive right in this game :D
My son said "Look! I'm a 3D printer!"
I told him to shut the toilet door when he poops.
My friend just told me that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
My company just hired a guy named Axel to star in a bunch of our ads
Idea for Oreo ad campaign
Many people would say that there was no great empires in the middle East before 500 ad but this is incorrect
In fact the Abbasid is true
What’s the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer
The former is a latter and the latter is a former
Ad for job search app!! Thought this will fit here!!!
Ad by a Scandinavia cruise ship
Getting into the holiday spirit with this Missile Toe I 3D Printed
"Hey, I bought a Prince CD for just under 20 dollars."
"Lets party like its $19.99!"
I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself
That's the last thing I need.
Where do you buy car parts in 962-973 AD Rome?
A paralyzed man in a wheelchair is handed a CD copy of "Inbetween Days."
So he stands up and just walks away.
he was fired. source: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjA46r-hMbhAhXSs1kKHZV4BLcQjhx6BAgBEAM&url=https%3A%2F%2Fcheezburger.com%2F8597911808%2Fcan-anyone-else-appreciate-bad-puns&psig=AOvVaw3Dn1q_pnl4rMWOV6-ES_aS&ust=1555003267002839
What did the Progressive ad say about the winter weather?
Because I love work PUNS! :D
A trio of jokes I'm hitting my students with today. Yesterday I was told my jokes were "so bad that I shouldn't ever tell a joke again." =D
Q: What is the average math teacher?
A: mean
Q: What dessert do math teachers eat the most?
A: pie a la mode
Q: Where does the average cop hide when catching people for speeding?
A: The highway median
This would cerTony be a Stark contrast to their other ads
Ok, which one of you posted this ad?
http://i.imgur.com/jKAo88N.jpg
I appreciate this ad campaign centered around a pun
Should I feel bad for making this in Paint 3D?
I saw a Craigslist ad for a 40 inch smart TV the other day.
The guy was asking for $50 and the only thing wrong with it was the volume controls weren't working properly.
At that price, I couldn't turn it down.
This is all I could think about when I saw this local ad on Facebook.
If you think my puns are bad, wait till you CDs
I saw an ad in a shop window, “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”, I thought
Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."
I thought, "I can't turn that down."
I saw an ad in the newspaper for burial plots
Then I thought to myself "This is the last thing I need."
3d printers can print guns now
Not impressed. Had a canon printer for years.
I saw an ad for a radio that said: Radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.
I just knew I couldn't turn that down.
3d printers can print guns now!
Not impressed. Had a canon printer for years.
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