I just watched a documentary on the history of the WD-40.
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︎ Mar 23 2021
Even though 3D games are common, sometimes I like to play 2D games still. But never 1D games.
That's where I draw the line.
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︎ May 01 2019
Which movie director like to work in 3D?
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︎ Mar 25 2021
Corona didnβt need an ad in the Super Bowl for their beer.
Itβs already gone viral.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Nobody wanted to buy my Red Hot Chili Peppers cd.
I have to give it away now
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︎ Dec 19 2020
My friend claims that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but Iβm not impressed.
I have had a Canon printer for years.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
Why is the time period from 476 - 800 ad known as Dark Ages?
Because it was the time of knights.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I was at a local store buying a shitty old CD for $9.95. When I handed the cashier my $10, he handed me my change and said:
"Here's your Nickleback."
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︎ Dec 17 2020
My kid wanted to play 2d life.
So I installed 4 installs of half-life.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
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︎ Nov 08 2020
I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"
I thought, "I can't turn that down".
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︎ Nov 28 2020
My first gig out of school was directing a TV ad for tampons.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Let's get this game kracken and dive right in this game :D
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︎ Nov 02 2020
I lost my pizza cutter so I had to use a Bryan Adams CD instead
In case anyone is wondering it cuts like a knife
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︎ Oct 16 2020
3D Print Shop Name pun that blows your brains out
Im opening a 3D Printing Shop and I need that million dollar name. Something that makes you look at it and think " F*ck that's one of those names that sells itself ".
Trusting reddit community for the edgiest puns or mindless creativity.
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︎ Aug 22 2020
USBee :D
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︎ Jun 02 2020
What do you call a 3D video call that wonβt stop screaming?
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︎ Jul 17 2020
My company just hired a guy named Axel to star in a bunch of our ads
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︎ Mar 31 2020
What is the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer?
The former is a ladder, while the latter is a former.
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︎ Dec 18 2018
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering
Polygon but not forgotten.
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︎ Apr 19 2020
Many people would say that there was no great empires in the middle East before 500 ad but this is incorrect
In fact the Abbasid is true
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︎ Mar 31 2020
Puns in shoe repair ad
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︎ Nov 24 2019
My brother has a pilot's licence but only for private flights. So, he put ads all over his plane.
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︎ Mar 10 2020
The creatures name is actually Sal, but this is no Sal ad.
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︎ Aug 17 2019
Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer
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︎ Apr 09 2020
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︎ Jan 19 2020
Today I saw an ad that said βradio for sale, $1, volume is stuck at max levelβ
I thought, well I just canβt turn that down
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︎ Feb 13 2019
Ad by a Scandinavia cruise ship
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︎ Oct 22 2019
I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself
That's the last thing I need.
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︎ Jul 24 2017
Where do you buy car parts in 962-973 AD Rome?
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︎ Aug 26 2019
Get out there ;D
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︎ Jan 08 2019
The Invention of CrossFit (33 AD)
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︎ Jul 04 2019
Did you hear that lady in the Progressive Insurance ads has been dating a rapper?
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︎ Dec 12 2019
Thereβs this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
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︎ Sep 20 2019
Avengers: AD Game [ OC]
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︎ Apr 24 2019
These golf ads are really going all out these days.
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︎ Jul 19 2019
Tend[pun]ed
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︎ Oct 23 2017
This is what a French ghost looks like :D
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︎ Oct 10 2018
I saw an ad in a shop window, βTelevision for sale, $1, volume stuck on fullβ, I thought
βI can't turn that down.β
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︎ Jun 11 2019
My friend just told me that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but Iβm not impressed.
Iβve had a Canon printer for years.
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︎ May 11 2019
I heard that you can now print a gun off a 3D printer, but I am not impressed.
Iβve had a Canon printer for years.
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︎ Sep 01 2018
I saw an ad in a shop window, βTelevision for sale, $1, volume stuck on fullβ, I thought
βI canβt turn that downβ
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︎ Oct 30 2019
Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."
I thought, "I can't turn that down."
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︎ Mar 01 2019
I saw an ad in a shop window "television for sale 1$, volume stuck on max." I thought
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︎ Sep 25 2019
3d printers can print guns now
Not impressed. Had a canon printer for years.
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︎ Sep 23 2018
I saw an ad for a radio that said: Radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.
I just knew I couldn't turn that down.
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