A list of puns related to "Vigorously"
WOW....I'm cured.
Lice, Lice, maybe?
Dino-Sore
"I may not make enough money to take you on a fancy vacation, but I can still fuck you on the island."
I laughed so much and game myself a high five.
Son: "Hey son, im DAD!" smiles vigorously
Dad: .....
Dad: Get the belt......
I was having a conversation with a friend about exercise and it goes a little something like this.
Friend: Did you know that the World Health Organization recommends at least 180 minutes of moderate to vigorous exercise?
Me: with a grin on my face Who?
Friend: The World Health Organization.
Me: again with same expression Who?
Friend: getting annoyed THE WORLD HEAL... shoots me the dirtiest look
He vigorously shook a blank cassette tape and handed it to me.
Dad: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Me: ehm?
Dad: 'Puts on German accent' One.. we are efficient and have no sense of humour
Then he starts laughing vigorously and walks away proud as a peacock
My fiancรฉ and I were sitting on the couch after dinner and she picked up her empty glass and said, "I'm thirsty."
My eyes lit up like a child on Christmas morning. I turned with entirely too much vigor and extended my hand to her in greeting. And before I could say anything she said, "haha nice to meet you. You're so funny."
Does it still count as a dad joke if you don't even get to say it?
Me: Stomping on beetle Dad: What are you doing over there? Me: Trying to kill this beetle. Dad: Which Beatle? John Lennon? Ringo Starr? Paul McCartney? Me: Haha no. stomping vigorously It's the stupid kind that doesn't DIE! Dad: ...Well we know it isn't Lennon.
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