I'm going to create a bar and call it Frozen Vengence

Where just ice is served.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/fading2black82
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i am vengence... I am the NIGHT, I AM
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Marshdpotato09
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People tell me I'm obsessed with getting vengence

They'll pay for that

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PdawgUltimate
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The Best Defense, Is A Good Offense

(Edit: added example of the problem at the bottom of the text)

BLUF: What are good retorts to the, "Hi [name], I'm Dad" classic?

I don't usually dabble in the dark arts of dad joke combat, but it's important to know how to defend yourself, especially on this sub.

My kids have begun to develop a calloused approach to my classic zingers and instead seek vengence, using my own spells against me now.

While I'm very proud of them for getting me with the same "Hi, I'm [name]" joke, there has to be a way to defeat it. Plus I need to remind them, that such power is not theirs to wield.

Dads of Reddit, what should I say back when they get me?

---EXAMPLE (True story)---

Me: No, we'll play that tomorrow. It's too late and I'm really tired right now.

Child: Hi really tired right now, I'm [name]

Me: Stunned yet proud silence <-- fix this

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