Velociraptor! Puns

A list of puns related to "Velociraptor!"

A T Rex and a Velociraptor walk into a bar and order drinks.

The bartender serves a Brontosaurus before them. The T Rex angrily asks the Velociraptor, ”Why did he get served first?” The Velociraptor says, “Oh relax, he was herbivorous.“

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👤︎ u/DrHoleStuffer
📅︎ Jan 04 2023
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How do you get a velociraptor?

Shared by my 11-year-old tonight...

You divide the distance raptor by the time raptor.

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👤︎ u/JackOfSomeTrades001
📅︎ Oct 02 2022
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How do you find a velociraptor ? /r/Jokes/comments/xo6lwv/…
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👤︎ u/TaylorDeanMatthew
📅︎ Sep 26 2022
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How do you find a velociraptor?

Distanceraptor divided by timeraptor

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👤︎ u/BloodyRedBaronOfJG1
📅︎ Dec 13 2018
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Why did the velociraptor eat his friend?

Because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.

(First post here, how'd I do)

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👤︎ u/Mellow_out_dude
📅︎ Nov 05 2017
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What does a velociraptor need to bake a cake?

http://i.imgur.com/JRyWdug.jpg

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👤︎ u/ahandmadegrin
📅︎ Apr 29 2015
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Why do velociraptors only write using consonants?

Because they disemvoweled all their words.

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👤︎ u/HawleyTech
📅︎ Dec 11 2022
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What's a velociraptor's favorite baking powder?

Clabber Girl

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👤︎ u/dadjo_kes
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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distance raptor over time raptor equals...

VELOCIRAPTOR

-heehee physics jokes

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👤︎ u/mollywashere318
📅︎ Dec 17 2019
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Chicago's Field Museum has launched a hotline where your child can text-message with a "dinosaur" that answers their questions.

Great, now parents have to worry about their kids getting ghosted by a velociraptor? "Hey Timmy, it's Ronny the Raptor. U up? Don't you hate it when you send an eggplant emoji to a Triceratops and they be like: who dis?"

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👤︎ u/GeoffPlitt
📅︎ Jul 05 2019
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What do you call a falling dinosaur?

A terminal velociraptor.

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👤︎ u/M1chaelleez
📅︎ Oct 04 2014
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Whats a Distanceraptor Divided by a Timeraptor?

A Velociraptor. XD

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👤︎ u/Brent_Fox
📅︎ Sep 29 2022
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