My kid asked me again how variables work
I sighed and said, "Okay, for the nth time..."
If you have lambda as variable that cancels out, does that make it a sacrificial lambda? Ξ»βf = 2xΞ» i + 2yΞ» j + 2zΞ» k
Why was the variable so lonely?
Because everyone isolated them
Blaming a problem on a single variable is intellectually dishonest and stupid
However it's definitely the government's fault that people think this way.
What do female variables wear?
AlgeBras
Whatβs the meanest kind of variable?
A boolean
I donβt understand y algebra class has so many variables to deal with.
Why can two variables be smart?
They can be two Ys!
During the heat of the summer, my wife asked if I wanted the fan to oscillate.
I said I like it both ways, but it is variable.
What do you call a variable with no willpower?
Can not be determined
My son asked me if he should take Algebra, and I said it was a difficult question to answer...
there are just too many variables involved.
Mom Joke
My mom and I are working at a mill shutdown as safety watch while the roughnecks do maintenence on the mill.
The job situation is pretty variable, and you can get assigned to safety watch just about anything. I got picked for elevator detail.
I was talking to my mom and some other co workers at break, and someone asked me how elevator duty was. My mom chipped in with
"It had its ups and downs."
And then she said it all day long.
What do you call a variable with no willpower?
Can not be determined
