What’s Dracula’s favourite way to eat a potato?

Monster mash

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myname15MrG
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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What did baby Dracula say to his mommy?

I vant to suck your titties

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayMar123
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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My grandfather was a master of Zen

He always said "Ven you vant to do something, zen go and do it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirillsimin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Do you know what Vine is?

So, I asked my dad (who swears social media is evil) if he knew what Vine was.

pointing to the wine on the table, in a German accent, he says "Yes, do you vant some?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Average_Noxian
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2013
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