What did the barista say when he forgot to add vanilla ice cream to the espresso?

Oops, affagato.

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What's the name of the dessert consisting of Espresso poured over Vanilla ice cream?

It was on the tip of my tongue, but Affogato.

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why did the airline company mandate that vanilla ice cream be served on all aircraft

so that they could make plain plane jokes

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Vanilla Ice had a meltdown the other day.

Now he goes by vanilla puddle.

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u/mrstickman reviews vanilla bean ice cream old.reddit.com/r/ReviewsO…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Send_me_Your_Code
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Hey look, it’s vanilla ice!!
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What did Vanilla Ice eat during his asian tour?

Rice, rice, baby

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeeneyTodd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Vanilla Ice Cubes
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2018
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I was walking down Hollywood Boulevard when I ran into Vanilla Ice vigorously scratching his head.

Lice, Lice, maybe?

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What's Vanilla Ice's favorite style of pants?

Frappu-chinos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/damnationltd
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2017
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"What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and French vanilla ice cream?"

"One has an accent"

I must be getting good at this because she believed me for 6 seconds

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Amish man got Vanilla Ice on first episode of Vanilla Ice goes Amish. "Did you know I also sing solo?"

"Solo you can't hear it." My sister-in-law pulled it up on Netflix because it looked like a good laugh. As soon as the old man said that I was dying.

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This year's Thanksgiving playlist is a buffet by ear, if you will...

The main dish will be Lambchop seasoned with Red Hot Chili Peppers & Salt-n-Pepa.

Accompanied by the side dishes: The Cranberries, Korn, and Black Eyed Peas.

And for dessert we'll have Vanilla Ice..Cream..Cake.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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A Penguin sent his car off to the mechanic before going to the ice cream shop...

He ordered vanilla ice cream and gobbles it down before going back to the mechanic.

Mechanic: It looks like you blew a seal.

Penguin: Ah no that’s just ice cream.

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Need help for wedding menu!

We have ice cream flavors like Mint to Be (Oreo mint) and Brownie Eyed Girl (chocolate Brownie, brides flavor) but need help for a name for vanilla cookie dough. It’s the grooms flavor, his name is Chris if that helps. THANKS REDDIT

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NEW!! Celebrity Fun in the Pun candle line!

Chris Pine - Pine scented

Cocoa Chanel - Hot cocoa scented

Beth Crow-ley - Rain, nighttime, and city streets scented

Tom Holly-and - Holly berry scented

JK Row-ling - Lakes and campfire scented

Miley Cypress - Cypress scented

Bob Moss - Forest and moss scented

Juniper Aniston - Juniper scented

Katy Berry - Mixed berry scented

Britney Spearmint - Spearmint scented

Bread Pitt - Bread scented

Tom Cruise - Ocean, salty, alcohol scented

Aurora - Nighttime, wind, whimsical scented

Nicole Kidman - baby powder scented

Justin Beaver - Wood, nature scented

Elvis Parsley - Parsley scented

Steve Cobs - Corn on the cob scented

Banana Montana - Banana scented

Orange Winfrey - Orange scented

Chris Bat - Nighttime, caves, and bats scented

Zoey Salad-ana - Salad, lettuce, leafy greens, tomato, cheese scented

Dwayne the Rock - Mountains, earthy, fresh, crisp, wind scented Jennifer Joe-pez - Nice hot cup o’ joe scented

Chicken Corbin Blue - Chicken and cheese and ham scented

Robert Brownie Jr. - Brownie scented

Sardine-a Gomez - Sardine scented

Daniel Rad-Clif - Clif bar blueberry flavor scented

Leonardo Di-Carp-rio - Fish scented

Halle Berry - Mixed scented

Demi Tomato - Tomato scented

Kevin Bacon - Bacon scented

Mandy S’more - S’mores scented

Mackerel-more - Fish scented

Broccoli Obama - Broccoli scented

WILL.I.SPAM. - Spam scented

Mark Buffalo Wings - Buffalo wing scented

John Lemon - Lemon scented

Shakiramisu - Tiramisu scented

Egg Sheeran - Eggs scented

Benedict Cucumber Patch - Cucumber scented

Adille - Dill scented

Kevin Spicy - Taco scented

Channing Potatum - Potato scented

Melon DeGeneres - Melon scented

Danny Burrito - Burrito scented

Michaelanjello - Red jello scented

Harry Panini - Panini scented

Snoop Hot Dog - Hot dog scented

Paris Hilton - Paris, city of love, generic love perfume scented

Morgan Whipped Cream-in - Whipped cream scented

Mike Fryson - French fry scented

Henry David Thoreaut Lozenge - Cough drop scented

Raisin Williams - Raisin scented

Robert Frosty - Vanilla ice cream scented

Jeff Onion-blum - Onion ring scented

Tom Skittle-ston - Skittles scented

Ralph Waldo M&Mson - Chocolate scented

Malt Whitman - Malt scented

(Friend and I came up with these on the ride down to Boston for a concert, after the β€œI wonder what Chris Pine smells like?” joke was brought up again from a previous time hanging out. I’m particularly proud of Bob Moss and Zoey Salad-ana.)

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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So a guys walks into an ice cream shop...

He says to the guy working there "hey can i have a pint of chocolate ice cream?"

The worker says "Sorry sir but we're all out of chocolate."

So the guy says "alright then can i have a quart of chocolate ice cream?"

The worker says "I already told you we don't have any chocolate ice cream."

Then the guy says "fine I guess i'll just have a gallon of chocolate ice cream."

So the worker says "ok sir how do you spell the Van in Vanilla?"

The guy says "V-A-N"

The worker says "good now how do you spell the Straw in Strawberry?"

The guy says "that's easy S-T-R-A-W"

The worker says "now how do you spell the fuck in chocolate?"

The guys says "There is no fuck in chocolate"

"THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!"

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Double dad jokes at coldstone

As we order our ice cream, my parents, girlfriend and I.

Gf to dad: French vanilla huh? Fancy

Dad: Oui. Groans heard around the store

Dad: Ha! I'm funny

Mom: yeah, funny lookin'

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My dad at an ice cream place

My family went to an ice cream place last night particularly known for their milkshakes. It was our turn to order.

Mom: I will have a chocolate shake please.

My sister: I'll have a chocolate shake, too.

Me: I'll have a vanilla shake.

My dad: And I will have a handshake. Sticks out hand towards employee

I love my dad.

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Vulgar Dad/Uncle Joke

This was told to me by my father's older brother but thought it belongs here.

I repeated this as a 7 year old during Christmas dinner to everyone.

A penguin was driving along in the desert when all of the sudden his engine begin smoking. Luckily there was a mechanic shop near by so he dropped his car off. The mechanic said it will be an hour or two. The penguin decides to wonder around the small town and sees a grocery store. To beat the heat he heads to the frozen section and hops in the ice cream cooler. He sees a tub of his favorite vanilla ice cream so he opens it up and digs in. Two hours go by and he hops out of the cooler and heads back to the shop to pick up his car. The mechanic say "You blew a seal." The penguin wipes his mouth and say "Oh no it's vanilla ice cream."

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Old Herman joke. One thousand and one flavors.

Customer: Yuck! This ice cream taste terrible. Vendor: Vanilla. I thought you said gorilla.

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So I finished wrapping all my Christmas presents...

"Man, I wrapped these Christmas presents pretty badly. Still, I'm not as bad at wrapping as Vanilla Ice!"

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This happened a couple of hours ago.

I was upstairs talking to my dad when my little sister came in. My dad had promised that we could have Coke Floats today. (For the uninitiated, a Coke Float is when you get a few scoops of vanilla ice cream, put it in a glass, and pour Coca Cola on it.) So my little sister remembers about the Coke Float thing and starts jumping up and down going, "Coke Floats! Coke Floats! Coke Floats!" My dad just stands there with this really confused look on his face and quietly says, "...I thought Coke sank?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Krabs_Left_Nut
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Weather forecast provides the perfect dad joke opportunity

I was checking the weather and the forecast for Sunday said "Potential for significant icing"

Dad: "Chocolate or vanilla?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigPrezBama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2014
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Thought they were called sprinkles!

So my girlfriends dad goes in an ice cream shop and orders a large vanilla cone.

The employee asks if he would like jimmies

"No! I don't want jimmies, I want my own."

My face to my girlfriend http://memeguy.com/photos/images/mrw-i-make-a-dirty-joke-out-of-an-innocent-comment-from-my-dad-and-he-glares-at-me-24139.gif

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