I was originally going to buy some from Chile Flora, but figured I'd ask here to see if anyone happens to have a tree(s) and wants to get rid of some pods. I suppose it might be a little late/early (depending on hemisphere) in the year to gather seeds/pods but even so, I will be interested in buying some for a long time to come so 4-8-16-whatever months from now, you can always send me a message to ask if I want 'em.
I have a lot of seeds, but nothing particularly interesting and I can't gaurentee a germination rate, so I can pay for them through Dwolla, Paypal, Chase QuickPay if you happen to have an account, something else.
Looking to buy rather than swap, because even though I do have a lot of seeds, I can not guarantee any of them will germinate that well, other than calendula and nigella sativa. Maybe basil and daisy.
Also, if you happen to have these trees and want to dispose of the seed pods, I would be happy to take boxes full of them every so often or whenever you need to get rid of them. Will pay for shipping and a even a fee/cost if you wanted.
Additionally, if anyone has a bunch of coconut trees, I'm looking to connect with someone(s) to send me coconut shells and husks, and "coconut cloth", that fibery, clothlike sheath at base of the fronds…Coconut palm fiber? Again, I would pay for shipping and a fee if wanted.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
It was about a weak back.
