Usurpers Puns

A list of puns related to "Usurpers"

In the early 1900’s there was a large quarry owner poisoned by his son who was overly eager to take over the family business. A week later the usurper was crushed under a sudden shelf collapse.

Goes to show, you shouldn't take life for granite.

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👤︎ u/Cringeforcancer
📅︎ Oct 01 2022
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Why did the King get usurped by his Slavic bride?

Czech mate

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👤︎ u/iarlandt
📅︎ Sep 06 2022
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